2nd Test: South Africa v Australia at Port Elizabeth March 9-13, 2018

[TheParraboy]

Starc no cigars for the tail this test

 

[Hutty1986]

Superb hundred from Starc

 

[Bazal]

I can confirm that he's got Hamilton Masakadza out at least 10 times.

Was that when Hamilton was batting 3 for England mang?

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Starc dismissed Kennedy Otieno 50 times and Tatenda Taibu 48 times

 

[Tommy Smith]

So Ross Taylor is a tail ender bruh ?

Admittedly my joke probably worked better during the Vettori era when he was probably your 2nd best batsman for a time despite batting at no.7.

 

[Bazal]

Starc dismissed Kennedy Otieno 50 times and Tatenda Taibu 48 times

How dare you!?

No man can dismiss Tatenda Taibu

 

[Hutty1986]

Taj Maharal outbatting Khawaja comfortably

 

[Hutty1986]

How dare you!?

No man can dismiss Tatenda Taibu

Nuggety af

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Parra lost so Starc is the poor fella who has to take my abuse LOL

 

[Bazal]

Joking aside you can see why Tommy wants to play down Starcy....Bairstow 6 times, Cook 6 times, Root 5 times, Stoneman 4 times, Bell 3 times...

It's like looking at a seam bowlers record against Australia recently!

 

[Hutty1986]

9 down with Haze on 93. I'll still back him in

 

[Tommy Smith]

Joking aside you can see why Tommy wants to play down Starcy....Bairstow 6 times, Cook 6 times, Root 5 times, Stoneman 4 times, Bell 3 times...

It's like looking at a seam bowlers record against Australia recently!

I've only had a Root 5 times too.

Pretty sad, really. Fml.

 

[Bazal]

I've only had a Root 5 times too.

Pretty sad, really. Fml.

I feel your pain bro.

I got divorced but, so my SR increased.

 

[TheParraboy]

Taj Maharal outbatting Khawaja comfortably

Khawaja needs a good 50+ in our 2nd dig to contribute hopefully in saving this test

 

[Tommy Smith]

"He played a few good shots in his debut at Centurion"

Wtf didn't I just read his top score is 4?

 

[Bazal]

Khawaja needs a good 50+ in our 2nd dig to contribute hopefully in saving this test

We should just put him at 9 and let him slog, Kesh Woakes style

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Alan Mullally woulda score a 50 against Starcy

 

[Hutty1986]

Khawaja needs a good 50+ in our 2nd dig to contribute hopefully in saving this test

Thank you for the laugh TPB old chum

 

[Tommy Smith]

Lol gtfo umpire those are wides.

 

[Bazal]

Thing I will say is that Smith looks like a clueless merkin as soon as anyone starts doing ok against his bowlers.