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2SM and Talkin' Sport.

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Hoiii guuuyyyys. Now Graham, did you watching the ladies tennis from Hamburg last night? Is Pappy in Graham? Pappy, you there? Pappy, what do you think about the young winger for the Dragons in the Under 20s. Apparently Pappy, apparently Peter Mulholland thinks he's a good player. And Graham, Oooooiii think people need to get off Benji's back, Graham, what do you think?

Ahhhh Sue, we've got to go

Ok, booooiiiii goooouuuuyyys

Quality summation, might I add:

'Our girl Serena'

And

'We're the Dragons this year Tunksy'

Followed by jokes about who controls the TV in the house.
 

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Oh man, if you think oh hooooiiii goooouuyyyys Sue is bad with the "Graham", what about Gavin Robertson?

Caller: "Gavin, what did you think of that?"

GR: "Well, I don't think its quite that easy. Its ... ohhh, you know... its.... its just... ohh.... I mean... I mean..... Ohhh, words just can't describe... So Bas, that's my thought on it I guess, I dunno. Graham, did you know that Def Leppard once played Everybody's Talkin at a concert in 1984 in Tulsa? Did you Graham? Graham?"

GH: "No, I didn't Gavin, have we got time for another call before the news?"

GR: "Oh Graham... Graham, oh. Its just. Oh, well, you know, I mean, I dunno. We need to go to a break Graham, we need to have a team meeting, I'll see if I can find the song Graham, I mean, ahhhh, ohhh, well I dunno."
 

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Oh man, if you think oh hooooiiii goooouuyyyys Sue is bad with the "Graham", what about Gavin Robertson?

Caller: "Gavin, what did you think of that?"

GR: "Well, I don't think its quite that easy. Its ... ohhh, you know... its.... its just... ohh.... I mean... I mean..... Ohhh, words just can't describe... So Bas, that's my thought on it I guess, I dunno. Graham, did you know that Def Leppard once played Everybody's Talkin at a concert in 1984 in Tulsa? Did you Graham? Graham?"

GH: "No, I didn't Gavin, have we got time for another call before the news?"

GR: "Oh Graham... Graham, oh. Its just. Oh, well, you know, I mean, I dunno. We need to go to a break Graham, we need to have a team meeting, I'll see if I can find the song Graham, I mean, ahhhh, ohhh, well I dunno."

Any time conversation moves away from cricket he turns into the class clown because he knows f**k all about anything. Reminds me of the Dennis Denuto.
 

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I cannot cop Talkin Sport anymore. I'll listen Wednesdays but that's it.

Gavin Roberston is nothing more than a GWS and AFL mouthpiece.

He's slipping in GWS and AFL references all the time now and is starting to have subtle digs at league. f**k him off.

The highlight of Talkin Sport is Gerard 'this is a tricky round' Condon.
 
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I only listen sporadically now, has Darren been calling in much? Probably on suicide watch at the moment with the way the Bunnies are going.
 

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I cannot cop Talkin Sport anymore. I'll listen Wednesdays but that's it.

Gavin Roberston is nothing more than a GWS and AFL mouthpiece.

He's slipping in GWS and AFL references all the time now and is starting to have subtle digs at league. f**k him off.

The highlight of Talkin Sport is Gerard 'this is a tricky round' Condon.

Condon sounds like an 84 year old pencil neck geek.

Gh "I like the work of the Panthers forwards, and I think James Segeyaro is starting to come into his own"

"Yes that's white Gwaham, that's how I see it as well. Segeyawo as you whitely say Gwaham is playing some good football at the moment."

Aside from agreeing with everything Tunks or Hughes says without question always, his butchering of Warriors names is classic.

"Gee Gwaham I can't tip this mob the way they're going. But Gwaham, they made some changes on Leululuaye is back at 6 Gwaham, Loloheala is back at the back Gwaham..."

I can't imagine how it's possible you butcher those names week in week out as bad as he does. He could get a job reading the news on 2SM.

And of course Gavin chimes in with "Gee, tough round Ger, but you got 5 out of 8 last week in what was a tough round so I will back you..."

"Yes, I to,d you Gavin, hopefully we can help someone buy a nice dinner this week with the tips Gav"

"I bought Chinese last week off my winnings, all thanks to you Ger"
 
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Every day is just a big back slapping circle jerk.

Pappy is the only one worth listening to as he doesn't disappear up Hughes' arsehole.

Gav needs to swallow a bottle of drain cleaner. Absolute gibberer and derails every topic with interjections about GWS, results from mid 90's Sheffield Shield matches and 70's dad rock bands. Tunksy thinks that Rugby League ceased to be in 1989 and Graeme considers himself to be the Rugby League Jesus and is a total apologist for the game.

No wonder dribblers ring in and barrel up on them,
 
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Condon sounds like an 84 year old pencil neck geek.

Gh "I like the work of the Panthers forwards, and I think James Segeyaro is starting to come into his own"

"Yes that's white Gwaham, that's how I see it as well. Segeyawo as you whitely say Gwaham is playing some good football at the moment."

Aside from agreeing with everything Tunks or Hughes says without question always, his butchering of Warriors names is classic.

"Gee Gwaham I can't tip this mob the way they're going. But Gwaham, they made some changes on Leululuaye is back at 6 Gwaham, Loloheala is back at the back Gwaham..."

I can't imagine how it's possible you butcher those names week in week out as bad as he does. He could get a job reading the news on 2SM.

And of course Gavin chimes in with "Gee, tough round Ger, but you got 5 out of 8 last week in what was a tough round so I will back you..."

"Yes, I to,d you Gavin, hopefully we can help someone buy a nice dinner this week with the tips Gav"

"I bought Chinese last week off my winnings, all thanks to you Ger"

Wow, reading that i can hear the conversation in my head.
Your bit about Gavin on an earlier post nails it. He couldnt finish a sentence if he had instructions in front of him on how to.
Gavin would really struggle with an IKEA flat pack.
 

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