3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England at Perth, Dec 14-18 2017

[Bazal]

Plod Marsh's military medium trundlers are conjuring up memories of a balding Ricky Ponting meandering into the crease.

Sadly for Marsh he isn't bowling to Michael Vaughan.

But seriously the selectors... are these overs from Marsh the reason you picked him? Holy f**k what a bunch of dunces.

Might as well pick Cartwright or Maxwell or Head. It's not like their dobblies would be any less effective

 

[King hit]

At least my Foxtel is working again and I can watch it on tv

 

[King hit]

Remarkable fight back by England

 

[hineyrulz]

The WACA pace is back apparently, yeah right lol. Another CA approved 5 day special.

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee in the 90's and MMarsh comes on, talk about filling your boots.

 

[Tommy Smith]

The future Keith Miller not starting well.

An exhumed Keith Miller would still be better than Marsh.

Australia's greatest ever all rounder vs their worst ever all rounder.

 

[Bazal]

An exhumed Keith Miller would still be better than Marsh.

Australia's greatest ever all rounder vs their worst ever all rounder.

I dunno man. Ronald McDonald would probably put up a good fight for the latter title...

 

[Eelectrica]

Well done Bairstow. Well made century.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Go Johnny! Go! Go! Go!

Johnny be good!

 

[Timbo]

f**king custard pie when he's on 99. Seriously, what the f**k is Mitchell f**king Marsh doing in whites?

Well done Jonny Bairstow. Great knock.

 

[hineyrulz]

Thats a quality 100 from the day walker.


And the Mad Merkin head buts his helmet lololololol

 

[Bazal]

Lol these two will hit 400 between them before Marsh gets to his 15th over

 

[hineyrulz]

MMarsh just f**k off now and take the clowns who selected with you.

 

[Tommy Smith]

This is shambolic from MudMarsh.

The selectors must be sweating over this debacle.

 

[jargan83]

The WACA pace is back apparently, yeah right lol. Another CA approved 5 day special.

I left before stumps yesterday because it's a flat deck and it was boring Cricket.

Administrators will never get it into their heads that it's pitches like this that is killing Test Cricket.

 

[Bazal]

But but but Mitchy boy has bowled twice and hit 140km/h once so he's back! JL told me!

 

[Tommy Smith]

MMarsh just f**k off now and take the clowns who selected with you.

Your selectors aren't the hero we deserved

But they're the hero we needed

 

[Fufu Andronez]

I wish I could sync up the triple m broadcast to the 9 live stream on my phone

 

[hineyrulz]

This is shambolic from MudMarsh.

The selectors must be sweating over this debacle.

Langer is using his sweat for lube while watching his boy Mitch.

 

[Tommy Smith]

But but but Mitchy boy has bowled twice and hit 140km/h once so he's back! JL told me!

And the brown nosed gnome is your next coach.

Australia's boys club is a cancerous tumour that needs about 5 rounds of chemo.