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3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England at Perth, Dec 14-18 2017

Meth

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Late to the party here, but how absurd was that ball from Starc to dismiss Vince?

Insane. Unplayable
 

vvvrulz

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He knows how to spin a ball and spin shit. Both very very well.

Warne unlike most of the other shmucks, is *capable* of good commentary and when he is focused on the job he brings quite a lot of astute knowledge.

But this rarely happens, he’s more interested in his own pretentious bullshit and it’s actually quite disgusting he’s allowed to spew hate out in public based on personal dislike.
 

vvvrulz

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I hate Anderson and think he is the biggest wanker in cricket but i also think hes bowling alright comparatively to the rest of his team. The facts are he is a middle aged swing bowler. He cant be expected to carry a teams attack in Australia.

This ashes he has taken 12 wickets at 25. He has bowled a ludicrous 130 overs (only lyon has bowled more) and he has the best economy rate out of all the bowlers so when the ball isnt swinging he is at least keeping it tight. He is currently the third best wicket taker for the series.

Ideally england would use him with the new ball and then spells if it looked like the ball was reversing or their was a big crack to hit (he has been by far the most accurate bowler at hitting the crack) but because everyone is terrible a 36 year old bowler is expected to be both their main wicket taker but the guy doing the donkey overs. If anyone should be criticised its broad

True, probably a case of playing the man rather than the ball.

Anderson is a first class wanker, but I do give him credit for sticking it out this long rather than abandoning ship like many of his mates.

But again I am always underwhelmed on tours like this, how many Ashes series has it been now where England got crunched and he didn’t really bring much to the table. In this series he had that one blistering performance when they were already well behind, was there much else?

You just never saw Darren Gough give up or go anywhere below top gear, out of nowhere he’d break patnerships because he was always at the batsman asking questions. Anderson seems to get to a point where he just shrugs it off.
 
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I'm a big fan of Anderson

He's a bowlers bowler

An average of 25 in test cricket is hardly shit especially on our roads

As a paceman it's your job to be an absolute cock on the field and off the field i don't give a f**k

He's lost his swagger at times in these tests but Smith is superhuman batting on better roads than F1 cars get to, with pitches like these we need to work on ball technology or something because as it stands who the f**k would want to bowl?

Plus going 0/100 must be shattering
 

vvvrulz

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Why is it essential for a fast man to act like a cock? In fact reports from within the camp itself say he’s a bit of a bully and a prick to his own mates.

A lot of the great quicks act like dicks on the field with a bit of nospam29, but were generally nice off it, and some e.g. Shane Bond focus only on being a demon with the ball.

I don’t think being a twat is a prerequisite for any sport or role.
 

jargan83

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I work a 5 minute walk from the WACA and it's raining at the moment but the sun was out 5 minutes ago.

Seems to be scattered nuisance rain which should clear by early arvo.
 

2 weeks

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In a perfect situation it'll stop raining but the clouds will hang around until we get these wickets.
 

Pete Cash

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f**k batsmen are babies now days. oh the pitch has a little wet spot boo hooo hoo. blokes in bradmans day could handle it. pad up and get on with it
 

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