3rd Ashes Test: Australia v England @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2021

[roofromoz]

Isa was told by the producer to refer to Warney's Insta post. No way she would just drop it in normally.

 

[mozza91]

Warne likes Crawley's play and miss, he is totally fried.

Hideous flash away from the body in the 3rd over of the day. Good intent. England looking to declare soon.

 

[Meth]

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you had a great day yesterday.

What a cricketer Cummins is. Such a massive in. Just a presence on the field and so much strike.

Will be interested to see how Crawley goes. Feels like deck chairs on the Titanic and Cummins is a massive iceberg

 

[hineyrulz]

Pitch hasn’t done much at all IMO.

 

[hineyrulz]

Hideous flash away from the body in the 3rd over of the day. Good intent. England looking to declare soon.

Good to see Crawley dictating turds.

 

[Meth]

This is almost a perfect boxing day setup. Only with Shane Warne

 

[hineyrulz]

Can tell he’s a Vicderp.

 

[BunniesMan]

Two thoughts:
1. What percentage of batsmen start their innings with two threes? 0.0001%?
2. Hameed has a first class average of 32. Why is he anywhere near test cricket?

 

[TheParraboy]

The Crawley Quiney +2

 

[mozza91]

Warne is in the love with this Crawley plodder. Was he born in Geelong or something?

 

[BunniesMan]

Now three threes in his first 11 runs. Probably a historic start.

 

[hineyrulz]

Pitch isn’t doing much at all, amazing how people see a tinge of green and shit themselves.

 

[hineyrulz]

Boltard the make a wish kid having a bowl.

 

[roofromoz]

This is almost a perfect boxing day setup. Only with Shane Warne

Can't win with the commentary though - go to the ABC and there is Chappelli. Switch to Seven and there is Brayshaw and Hayden.

 

[Bazal]

Here comes Baldland

 

[Pete Cash]

Two thoughts:
1. What percentage of batsmen start their innings with two threes? 0.0001%?
2. Hameed has a first class average of 32. Why is he anywhere near test cricket?

Unfortunately for England a lot of the fringe players average between 30 and 40 in county. It's crawleys average

 

[TheParraboy]

1. What percentage of batsmen start their innings with two threes? 0.0001%?

Id narrow that down by ruling out Inzamam ul Haq

 

[BunniesMan]

Nobody ever goes into a Melbourne test saying it is a crap pitch before it starts. Every year they interview the groundsman and every year we are told the old cliche "a bit on the first day for the quicks, then something for the bats on days 2 and 3 before giving something for the spinners late in the game." And every year it turns out like this.

Thankfully the English top order is so terrible they will give away their wickets cheaply and the pitch won't look as bad as it is. But watch us make 500 comfortably

 

[_snafu_]

“Heavy ball”

How many times will we hear this term today?

 

[JJ]

Starc is an enigma, but to he fair anyone bowling with Cummins at the other end looks ordinary