3rd ODI: India v Australia at Ranchi March 8th 2019

[Hutty1986]

Lol and Handscomb wasn't out, but the skipper burned the review...

Sigh

Bet you he wouldn't have burnt it if it was a lasagna

 

[Hutty1986]

Bumrah is literally about four classes above our embarrassing "batsmen"

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Matt Wade is 80 lengths better than this twat Carey

 

[yobbo84]

Either of these blokes care to swing the bat? Don't worry there's only 4 overs left

 

[Bazal]

Ok Carey is having a dip.

Earth to StoinRig, how about you use those pipes old mate?

 

[jargan83]

Stoinis wasn’t even in the same postcode as that last ball lol

 

[Bazal]

This is why if Stoinplod is in the side he can't be a lower order finisher. He f**ks around too much, needs at least four overs or so to get going. And he struggles to rotate

Sending him in below Marsh was a ludicrous decision in these circumstances

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Stoinis has done well for Australia in the past but recently he has been a bit of a useless plodder,im not sure what's wrong with this headcase

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stoinis has done well for Australia in the past but recently he has been a bit of a useless plodder

He had one good game girlfriend, now he's worse than Don Fischer from home and away.

 

[TheParraboy]

5/293
48 overs

we are gonna limp over 300- yay

 

[TheParraboy]

not many women at the ground as they do a scan around the grounds

 

[Bazal]

With the pitch slowing up a bit we'll probably be 25-30 short of feeling good.

Still plenty defendable, but we've probably sacrificed that many runs with our tactics once Uzi got out.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

We were doing well until Langer decided to sponsor Shaun Marsh in the MS Plodathon.

 

[Bazal]

Stoinis has done well for Australia in the past but recently he has been a bit of a useless plodder,im not sure what's wrong with this headcase

He's OK at best really, quite a dumb player with more biceps than brains, but we've used him badly today.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

He had one good game girlfriend, now he's worse than Don Fischer from home and away.

6 half centuries and 1 century from 26 ODI matches is pretty good girlfriend

 

[Hutty1986]

not many women at the ground as they do a scan around the grounds

Every day is International Men's Day in India

 

[yobbo84]

We were 0/186 after 30 overs. From that base we scored 5/127 in the last 20 overs - that's pathetic.

Let's hope Sir Paddy knocks them out early.

 

[jargan83]

Probably 50 runs short

 

[TheParraboy]

India need 314 to win

set up nicely for another Kholi ton,
and Dhoni 20* from 40 balls to hit the winning runs with a ball to spare

If we win , we can thank the opening partnership and Maxy

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Probably 50 runs short

We needed 350 for sure Good Sir