3rd Test: Australia v India at SCG Jan 7-11 2021

[84 Baby]

Brain trust of Warner, Wade and Paine.

They were discussing whether Paine should throw Wade the gloves while the captain bowls us to victory

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Ah shit here's Starc. Either a wicket maiden or a 10+run over

 

[hineyrulz]

Lol I was joking that Haze would be replaced with Starc, fair f**king dinkum.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

How f**king dumb is Tim Shaime

Seriously

 

[Old tiger 79]

Dislocations are very very painful

 

[Old tiger 79]

Starc is so shit, his missus has more heart
than this merkin

 

[84 Baby]

Dislocations are very very painful

What do you and dislocations have in common?

 

[blaza88z]

Starc has raw pace and after that, he doesn't offer a whole lot

 

[Old tiger 79]

What do you and dislocations have in common?

I’ve had a lot of them

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Starc has raw pace and after that, he doesn't offer a whole lot

Raw pace, a headband, and an acne-f**ked face

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If this bloke can't run India can't win.

 

[Sphagnum]

If this bloke can't run India can't win.

Yeah, seems dumb to leave him out there tbh

 

[hineyrulz]

Starc just plodding in, have a crack or f**k off merkin.

 

[Sphagnum]

Why wouldn’t Starc bowl over the wicket to keep roughing up for Lyon? More bewildering tactics

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Get Starc off you f**king Tasmanian Bradbury-esque man child

 

[Old tiger 79]

Alyssa Starc is bowling express at the moment

 

[2 weeks]

Warnie says Starc neds to get nasty, but Starc is as nasty as my little pony

 

[Eelectrica]

Bring in Pattinson for Brisbane drop Starc. Somethings not right with him. Injury or something

 

[Old tiger 79]

Shane Warne would be a shit farsha

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Bring in Pattinson for Brisbane drop Starc. Somethings not right with him. Injury or something

If he can't get the ball to swing then he needs to be able to move it off the pitch, or get really nasty like Johnson

At the moment he's got nothing