3rd Test: Australia v India at SCG Jan 7-11 2021

[Bazal]

Can't believe Khawaja can't get in ahead of the f**king hack. He averages 30 after 35 Tests ffs

Enough is enough

Nah mate Uzi isn't a team player cos he thinks transcendental meditation is stupid and doesn't drink pinot gris

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Wade wouldn’t even make my All Ability team ffs.

 

[JJ]

Wade’s strike rate stands out like a beacon among those wasting opportunities to be busy and dictate terms

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Cameron Green looks good so far from my vantage point at 1st slip.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I can't see him... Oh wait, I was using my microscope... Let me come back to you...

Keep that handy, we need it to find The Admiral's alleged brain later

 

[Bazal]

Cameron Green looks good so far from my vantage point at 1st slip.

I can see @Old tiger 79 from cover.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Cameron Green looks fantastic through my glory hole in the MA Noble Stand.

 

[Bazal]

Gilly I'm not even sure Matthew Wade can spell disappointment...

 

[mave]

You blokes are being too hard on poor Wadey.

Paine obviously told him to get on with it so he could get an early declaration in before lunch.

 

[Incorrect]

Cameron Green looks fantastic through my glory hole in the MA Noble Stand.

*Knoble

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Sabina Park-esque bounce there circa 1998

 

[TheParraboy]

Boundaries can be scored by hitting the ball on the ground. Who knew.

Not Wade apparently.

Temperament of a 5 year old kid

 

[The Mad Hatter]

*Knoble

Better Glory Holes in Swans dressing room but those tickets were too exy.

 

[jargan83]

Better Glory Holes in Swans dressing room but those tickets were too exy.

Probably not as satisfying given the amount of times an AFL player would fumble the balls

 

[JJ]

These strike rates are a disgrace... Smith and Green need to be busier

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I hear the view of the match is sublime when viewed through the ear of Wade via the empty cranial cavity. Especially in Logan.

 

[jargan83]

Cameron Green is so tall Smiffy needs to send a message to his head via Carrier Pigeon

 

[Sphagnum]

Anyone know what school puck went to? None of the plastic headed tools in the commentary box have mentioned it

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Man, Steve Smith is so f**king weird

 

[JJ]

Cameron Green is so tall Smiffy needs to send a message to his head via Carrier Pigeon

Hope that message is be busier