3rd Test: Australia v South Africa @ SCG Jan 4-8, 2023

[Bazal]

this system is such a joke. And as always, its straya that's on the rough end

In fairness if you get two oranges I'd be questioning the capabilities of any umpire who gave it out.

No way that should have been given out

 

[This Year?]

The BOAT is so used to bowling straight breaks that when one actually turns out of the rough he can't understand why it's not out...

They aren't straight breaks he's just bowling arm balls to lul the batsmen into a false sense of security

 

[Bazal]

HazelGOD! What a rock

Shoulda picked a swing bowler

 

[Fangs]

Haze is such quality. Relentless accuracy.

 

[gUt]

Hazelgood

 

[Fangs]

I hope we do a Hansie and send them straight back in. f**k batting again make it a contest.

EDIT: Must declare to give them a sniff.

 

[This Year?]

Hazelgood

I don't know if I should report it or try to emulate it.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

1 more to go then we bat for 3 hours to give Agar a rest and bowl them out in the remaining 5 overs.

 

[Bazal]

The BOAT with a sympathy pole

Enforce you cowards

 

[_snafu_]

Baldness prevails.

 

[gUt]

I don't know if I should report it or try to emulate it.

Follow your bliss

 

[hineyrulz]

Wow we enforced the follow on!!!

Happy days!!!

 

[Bazal]

Here we go then. Ashton Agars time to shine

And I'm not just talking about polishing his bald little scalp with SPF 50 Mr Sheen during the break

 

[hineyrulz]

Can someone knock out Agar in the dressing room so we can get Boland as a concussion sub???

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Here we go then. Ashton Agars time to shine

And I'm not just talking about polishing his bald little scalp with SPF 50 Mr Sheen during the break

Bald Lesbian's recommend:

 

[Hutty1986]

47 overs to try and take 10 wickets. If the quicks take 9 between them in the first 6 overs or so, i reckon we can do it!

 

[This Year?]

Follow your bliss

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[Fangs]

Shit summer of cricket so far. These next two sessions might go alright though.

 

[Hutty1986]

News.com reports that Redtube has crashed, with record numbers of 'bald scissoring lesbians' searches crashing their servers.

More to cum.