3rd Test India v England at Ahmedabad, Feb 24-28 2021

[Bazal]

Joe Root is a lesbian talk show host bit he's more dangerous than Alien Head Lyon

 

[undertaker]

India are well and truly rooted with Joe taking 3/0 in 15 balls.

 

[Bazal]

This match is going to be lucky to last until stumps on day three at this rate.

What a joke. Do the ICC still rate pitches? I mean...not Indian pitches obvs, just generally

 

[undertaker]

Luckily it's still daytime over there in India, as that pink SG ball already looks very scuffed

 

[undertaker]

Root gets 4!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

22 might be enough of a lead for India to win by an innings the way this sandpit is playing

 

[Bazal]

22 might be enough of a lead for India to win by an innings the way this sandpit is playing

No different to a green top you're a racist

 

[AlwaysGreen]

No different to a green top you're a racist

I'm going to burn an effigy of you

 

[Bazal]

I'm going to burn an effigy of you

Look could you just burn me? Like that'd solve a lot of problems

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Bumrah looks like me when I'm trying to squash a cockroach with my broom

 

[Bazal]

Foakes was a bit enthusiastic there.

Either that or the pitch is so dry it's removed all moisture from the stumps and it's snapped off at the base

 

[Bazal]

Team doctor might need to procure some replacement skin for his fast bowling creation

 

[Fufu Andronez]

LB - Dubbalooo

 

[Smug Panther]

FMD that lesbian couldn't get me out. That's disgraceful

 

[Bazal]

Haha Ellen de Generes gets five...jesus

 

[undertaker]

Root showing Nathan Lyon how to take wickets against India.

5/8 from 6.2 overs.

 

[Bazal]

FMD that lesbian couldn't get me out. That's disgraceful

Tbh I reckon on this deck John Howard would get at least 2 fa

 

[edabomb]

Lol. What an absolute joke home advantage has become.

 

[edabomb]

Root showing Nathan Lyon how to take wickets against India.

5/8 from 6.2 overs.

Goat Root?

 

[Fufu Andronez]

6/9 > 5/8