4th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the MCG, Dec 26-30 2017

[The Mad Hatter]

Covers off.

More rain expected though I believe. But I ain't Malbairnian so wouldn't know the cycle.

England's to lose from here.

 

[roofromoz]

Covers off.

More rain expected though I believe. But I ain't Malbairnian so wouldn't know the cycle.

England's to lose from here.

Just like that Crowded House song, ummm... Pineapple Head.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Another lunch time, another channel nine wankfest over Warne

 

[2 weeks]

Warnie might be one of the human race's biggest wankers, but he was the closest thing cricket has had to a magic trick.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Just like that Crowded House song, ummm... Pineapple Head.

Lol covers off.

Covers going back on now.

Big rain for 1-2pm apparently talking to some MCG old codger.

Actually, here it come through.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Warnie might be one of the human race's biggest wankers, but he was the closest thing cricket has had to a magic trick.

Great f**king bowler.

But I know that, I don't need to be reminded about it every f**king 5 minutes.

 

[2 weeks]

Great f**king bowler.

But I know that, I don't need to be reminded about it every f**king 5 minutes.

Lol your post wasn't up as I posted mine.
But the Warnie overkill is a bit much, I agree.

 

[Bazal]

Great f**king bowler.

But I know that, I don't need to be reminded about it every f**king 5 minutes.

And with exactly the same discussion every time.

"Look there that's a half tracker getting a wicket but that's what leg spinners do, more revs on the ball, makes batsmen uncomfortable, natural variation...Warnie always said spin the ball up....Who's the next leggie, Mitchell Swepson maybe...captains love a leggie..."

 

[_snafu_]

Sdarsh followed by mdarsh f**kin losers

But Langer says they are top blokes.

 

[2 weeks]

Warnie & Chaps should be doing this tribute to the baggy green imo.

 

[Bazal]

Warnie & Chaps should be doing this tribute to the baggy green imo.

The first cut actually did feature them both as narrators, but it went for 17 hours

 

[blaza88z]

I fully expect England to win this game from here, I have zero faith in Mitch Marsh playing a traditional test innings

 

[Bazal]

I fully expect England to win this game from here, I have zero faith in Mitch Marsh playing a traditional test innings

Well I suppose it's almost a one day match now, so maybe there's some hope....?

 

[jargan83]

The first cut actually did feature them both as narrators, but it went for 17 hours

Helluva segment

 

[The Mad Hatter]

M Marsh...such a plonker

 

[Bazal]

Helluva segment

Legend says that men died in the editing process. Some had their hearts simply stop during a seven hour Ian Chappell story. Others took their own lives, Shane Warne's incessant stories having convinced them that he was in fact the greatest thing that will ever happen in the entirety of the universe, and that life from now is nothing more than a miserable downward spiral into oblivion.

 

[8Ball]

Just what I'm interested in...velcro buckling techniques. Thanks Chaps

 

[hineyrulz]

Now it’s time for a pad and buckle story when Lez Favell was unluckily given out in the 63 Sheild Final.

 

[Bazal]

Ian Chappell: Mitch Marsh has buckled his pads on the inside

*cut to images of the plastic being on the inside*

Not only is he boring as batshit, he's f**king making things up so he can be boring as bat shit. f**k me dead....

 

[roofromoz]

But Langer says they are top blokes.

If he had his way the entire Australian XI would be from WA.