4th Ashes Test: Australia v England @ SCG Jan 5-9, 2022

[The Mad Hatter]

The Poms are gutless, spineless, winless…

Long may we lord it over them.

 

[JJ]

I reckon England are in a spot of bother here…

 

[Incorrect]

England should declare.

Think Root already has... He declared "we are f**king shit" on his way back to the pavilion....

 

[Mr Spock!]

Is Adam Lythe still playing?

Or Michael Carberry?

They would be shoo ins for this team.

 

[TheParraboy]

England should declare.

Give Marcus Harris one last chance to impress?

 

[_snafu_]

Poms clearly aren’t interested in first innings points.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I reckon England are in a spot of bother here…

In the gloom and rain this morning, my son says ‘I reckon we see Australia bat again today.’

FMD the merkin will be right.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

England hierarchy out in the middle casting their eye over some of these Blaster kids for the 5th test.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Poms clearly aren’t interested in first innings points.

Or the Bash Boost

 

[Incorrect]

In the gloom and rain this morning, my son says ‘I reckon we see Australia bat again today.’

FMD the merkin will be right.

An innings victory is probably shorter odds right now tbh!

 

[Eelectrica]

Give Marcus Harris one last chance to impress?

Or more rope.

 

[This Year?]

Boland's spell reminds me of the time John Snow bowled Australia out for 7, Chappelli made 6 not out and had 12 beers with him afterwards.

What happened under the horse blanket is what everyone really wants to know.

 

[Mr Spock!]

These are the pitches we needed last year. What a series that would’ve been

After India got rolled for 36, grass was banned on the pitch.

 

[2 weeks]

Boland's spell reminds me of the time John Snow bowled Australia out for 7, Chappelli made 6 not out and had 12 beers with him afterwards.

And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.

 

[jargan83]

Who let this Morrison gronk into the comm box.

Never thought I'd say bring back Warnie.

 

[King-Gutho94]

I got scotty boland all wrong. I didn't think he was a test bowler.

The crowd love him every time he has gong to fine leg at every over from ball 1 today he has got a cheer and applause from the whole bay.

 

[This Year?]

And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.

These are the kinds of posts that make me miss the redneck redfaces and the greenneck greenfaces.

 

[roofromoz]

credit where it is due, Warren is killing it atm

I'm thinking more old school and calling him Bob

 

[This Year?]

Who let this Morrison gronk into the comm box.

Never thought I'd say bring back Warnie.

I heard if you say "Warnie" 3 times while looking at a screen it becomes shiny, almost plastic-like.

 

[roofromoz]

Ellen is going to need an intense scissoring session to console him after the reaming the Poms are copping

# come to my window