4th Ashes Test: Australia v England @ SCG Jan 5-9, 2022

[AlwaysGreen]

Simon Awful with every piece of memorabilia he can find behind him in a fruitless attempt to stop us being bored to death by him.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

When snookered on the pink by the red....go the brown.

 

[Hutty1986]

Unless we get a couple before the new ball this one will be added to the growing list of tests where our bowlers havent been able to finish the job

 

[Bazal]

It's a bit meaningless because it's 3-0 and England have been molested but why is Cummins bowling like a lesbian?

And why is the so-called greatest straight breaker of all time not bowling on a 5th day SCG deck?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

New ball is due in 8 overs, unless the ball has been chewed on by a crocodile (or Shahid Afridi) play on. Get in as many overs as you can.

 

[hineyrulz]

Is Lyon trying to get wickets or protect his bald record???

 

[pantherz9103]

If we don’t get 5-0 then so be it, it’s not the same as when we failed to win matches like this in the past with series alive. It’s pretty ordinary though if we can only get 4 or 5 wickets the whole day. Cummins and Starc have been below par and Lyon not threatening enough. Boland our best by far, which I never thought I’d say a couple of weeks ago.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Is Lyon trying to get wickets or protect his bald record???

He's been outbowled by the baldest bald that ever did bald this test.

 

[hineyrulz]

He's been outbowled by the baldest bald that ever did bald this test.

Outbalded.

 

[hineyrulz]

If we don’t get 5-0 then so be it, it’s not the same as when we failed to win matches like this in the past with series alive. It’s pretty ordinary though if we can only get 4 or 5 wickets the whole day. Cummins and Starc have been below par and Lyon not threatening enough. Boland our best by far, which I never thought I’d say a couple of weeks ago.

Boland is the only one who has bowled it in decent areas, the rest well really WTF???

 

[Spanner in the works]

Ever since Scotty told us about taking wickets in the virus, we've gone worse. That man is so shit for the country.

 

[Bazal]

Finally the nude nut bowls one that's not a nude nut

 

[hineyrulz]

That’s a terrible shot by the daywalker.

 

[Hutty1986]

The innocuous gimp of the bald cuck pig!

 

[jargan83]

Ben Stokes should be shaving his head after that shot

 

[2 weeks]

 

[Smug Panther]

The GOAT doing his job as always

 

[2 weeks]

That’s a terrible shot by the daywalker.

He looked pissed off when he got out

 

[hineyrulz]

The GOAT doing his job as always

Being the bald limp dick in the team???

 

[AlwaysGreen]

There might be some new growth on the BOAT