4th ASHES TEST: @ Old Trafford, Manchester July 19-23, 2023

[Fangs]

17 extra runs and 5/6 overs 'soaked'.

Not much but I'll take it. Over to you Captain Cummins.

 

[Fangs]

Can’t believe Starc didn’t take an easy single on ball 5 last over. This team are braindead.

I know.

For a short time I thought they had an okay plan. Starc was seeing them well. And then they changed the plan for no good reason.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Hence protecting Haze. Oh well. 317 is plenty to bowl at for a while

They'll be following on tonight

 

[hineyrulz]

Hence protecting Haze. Oh well. 317 is plenty to bowl at for a while

Well he didn’t really protect him. Twice he had to face ball one in an over. Twice he didn’t take a single on ball 5. Derp.

 

[hineyrulz]

I know.

For a short time I thought they had an okay plan. Starc was seeing them well. And then they changed the plan for no good reason.

This team and plans ffs!!

 

[Hutty1986]

If this bloke can get 5, surely there's f**king something in this deck.
Probably 100+ under par though, and barring a huge pommy collapse, we're in the shit.

 

[Fangs]

Maybe they can't count to 6?

I also worked out the problem with Haze's batting. He should be right-handed.

 

[Fangs]

This team and plans ffs!!

Counting to 6 honestly might be it.

Sounds ridiculous but under pressure and with their minds on bowling I'd believe it.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Wrong Woakes, but that’s funny

 

[Hutty1986]

Counting to 6 honestly might be it.

Sounds ridiculous but under pressure and with their minds on bowling I'd believe it.

Bold of you to assume Starc has a brain

 

[hineyrulz]

Great start Myth Healy.

 

[Bazal]

Swing for Starc is good. Radar is still wonky

 

[yobbo84]

Mitch Starc. Possessor of the greatest inswinging yorker in test cricket. Doesn't bowl it.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Paddy is far too good a bloke. Maybe he shouldn't be captain

 

[_snafu_]

The long haul truck driver is gone.

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k off you ugly little cretin.

 

[Fangs]

Beautiful seam from Starcy great stuff.

Let's see Patty bowl before the ball gets too old though.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Love Starc

 

[Bazal]

Starc hate is the funniest thing in Aussie cricket tbh.

Piss off ya gross little chocolate factory midget

 

[yobbo84]

Or just do that