4th Test: Australia v India at Gabba Jan 15-19, 2021

[AlwaysGreen]

We're not going to get the bonus point if we keep playing like this

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Our batting line up is so brainless they'd be bowled out by Darren Gough and Andy Caddick

Imagine when Dom Bess gets hold of us!

 

[8Ball]

Commentators though..

Run Rate at 2.70 - ToO sLoW. PlAy MoRe AgGreSsIvE ShOtS. CrAp NeGaTiVe CrIcKeT
Run rate at 3.00 - ToO rEcKlEsS. tOo MaNy AgGrEsSiVe ShOtS. iTs AlL aBoUt ShOt SeLeCtiOn.

 

[hineyrulz]

Our batting line up is so brainless they'd be bowled out by Darren Gough and Andy Caddick

Mark Ealham would of ran through us like a dodgy curry.

 

[TheParraboy]

Imagine when Dom Bess gets hold of us!

And the great man Kallis , as batting consultant..

 

[2 weeks]

Our batting line up is so brainless they'd be bowled out by Darren Gough and Andy Caddick

Heath Streak would've taken 10 for nuthin'

 

[JJ]

Is what Wadey and Labuschange did what’s termed the ‘power surge’?

 

[hineyrulz]

We're not going to get the bonus point if we keep playing like this

NO BIG BASH BOOOOOOOOOST POINT FFFFFFFFFS!!!!!!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

At least i know alcohol will never let me down, unlike these merkins.

 

[2 weeks]

At least i know alcohol will never let me down, unlike these merkins.

 

[Incorrect]

OK, which one of you piss takers texted the question to ABC Grandstand for Chappelli asking if he thought today's cricketers were tougher than bloke in his era....

Horse blanket and John Snow anecdotes coming right up!!

 

[hineyrulz]

A full strength Indian side would of won this series quite easily.

 

[Hutty1986]

Playing an absolutely busted India, a nation that has won a series ONCE in its history on these shores. And we're going to get f**king rolled
Utter, utter mediocrity.

 

[hineyrulz]

OK, which one of you piss takers texted the question to ABC Grandstand for Chappelli asking if he thought today's cricketers were tougher than bloke in his era....

My money's on @AlwaysGreen

 

[Bazal]

At least i know alcohol will never let me down, unlike these merkins.

Hoooo boy, you just wait til tomorrow morning

 

[hineyrulz]

Playing an absolutely busted India, a nation that has won a series ONCE in its history on these shores. And we're going to get f**king rolled
Utter, utter mediocrity.

Elite utter utter mediocrity.

 

[JJ]

A full strength Indian side would of won this series quite easily.

Yep, don’t think there’s any doubt about that, they’ve worked out your conditions well and your batting hasn’t withstood any consistent pressure even with all their frontline bowlers and some missing

 

[hineyrulz]

Hoooo boy, you just wait til tomorrow morning

I'm off to the cricket Baz, i'll just prolong that sucker to sunday morning.

 

[JJ]

Playing an absolutely busted India, a nation that has won a series ONCE in its history on these shores. And we're going to get f**king rolled
Utter, utter mediocrity.

I think you’ll win this test, but India deserves huge respect for what they’ve done...

 

[hineyrulz]

Yep, don’t think there’s any doubt about that, they’ve worked out your conditions well and your batting hasn’t withstood any consistent pressure even with all their frontline bowlers and some missing

Their planning has been excellent, unlike our cobbled together plans from a bloke who is totally blown.

He was the worse battign coach we ever had, "Hey lets give him the top job what could go wrong"