5th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the SCG, Jan 4-8 2018

[AlwaysGreen]

Hopefully Pat comes out swinging too.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Starc has less brains than a scarecrow

 

[Twizzle]

Let's see if Root is brave enough to bring Moeeeeen on now Starc is out there.

lol

 

[AlwaysGreen]

An innings victory is on the cards

Big call Tubs.

 

[2 weeks]

Patty a chance to get his first test 50 imo.

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm up the hunter valley. It is bullshit hot up here. Fmd

You are Chosir at Widden Stud???

 

[2 weeks]

lol

Short but sweet.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

1000 overs?

Pfft, in Chaps and my day we'd bowl that in a day.

 

[Rabbits20]

England stalling........

7 overs in 40mins since lunch......

They'll waste as much time as they can......

 

[Incorrect]

That merkin at gully just dived so he didn't have to chase the ball I reckon. Lol!!

 

[Sphagnum]

Thank God for Tim Paine. He's hopefully put the final nail in that hopeless little f**k Wades coffin

 

[AlwaysGreen]

England stalling........

7 overs in 40mins since lunch......

They'll waste as much time as they can......

It is 97 degrees Celsius, we want to beat them not kill them.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Thank God for Tim Paine. He's hopefully put the final nail in that hopeless little f**k Wades coffin

I'd go as far to say Tim Paine saved Australian cricket.

 

[2 weeks]

Thank God for Tim Paine. He's hopefully put the final nail in that hopeless little f**k Wades coffin

Nice Sphaggie.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pearls of wisdom from Heals: 'you have to take 20 wickets in a test'.

 

[Sphagnum]

You're just wearing the bowlers out making them bat here

 

[Hutty1986]

Bat in this heat until Joe Root loses control of his functions.

Won't take long. Root is used to air conditioned comfort during his Sportsgirl shifts

 

[Twizzle]

its go time for Paddy

 

[AlwaysGreen]

We'll probably never see Stuart Broad bowl in Australia again.

Good, he's a helluva merkin

 

[Incorrect]

You're just wearing the bowlers out making them bat here

Ask any bowler what they'd rather be doing when it's 50+ degrees out in the middle and I reckon the answer would be unanimous...