5th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the SCG, Jan 4-8 2018

[Eelectrica]

Heart in mouth stuff. Nice catch in the end.
Another one bites the dust.

 

[hineyrulz]

Uzzie’s expression is the same expression I had in the lift earlier today when this kid wouldn’t shut up and talked more than my mum.

Fascinating.


Smith getting away with just the one slip.

Nick Vince goes.

 

[Bazal]

Vince is the worst number 3 I've ever seen.

And that includes Bob Quiney

He's no Alex Doolan that's for sure

 

[2 weeks]

Go the poms.

 

[_snafu_]

Vince is the worst number 3 I've ever seen.

And that includes Bob Quiney

To be fair he made a double Quiney.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bairstow to go and then the tail.

 

[2 weeks]

James Watto with another pretty not enough.

 

[_snafu_]

Why aren't Tommy and LeedsRhino here to congratulate this magnificent Australian cricket team?

 

[Hutty1986]

I love cricinfo:

Cummins to Vince, OUT, gottim - edged to slip! No doubt about this one carrying, it flew off the outside edge, Smith had to juggle it but held the catch safely at the second attempt! Vince heads off into the sunset, a cowboy with the perfect lasso technique who sadly can't ride a horse... This was a decent ball, coming back in at him, but the hands were hard and the outside edge of doom did for him again

 

[hineyrulz]

He's no Alex Doolan that's for sure

Doolan is making a comeback, in Pog form.

 

[King hit]

Vince is the worst number 3 I've ever seen.

And that includes Bob Quiney

The guys English you don’t need to insult him more. Quiney is the worst specialist batsmen I’ve ever seen in a test match no doubt about it.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hopeful this is Bill's last test match.

 

[Sphagnum]

Not a bad idea to get a hot little blonde thing to wander around the stadium smiling and squirting on all the old codgers.

 

[_snafu_]

Not a bad idea to get a hot little blonde thing to wander around the stadium smiling and squirting on all the old codgers.

lmao.

 

[2 weeks]

When we get a wicket you can tell Bill wants to climax, but it ain't nothin' but a puff of dust.

 

[_snafu_]

This pitch is so much better than the shitbox MCG pitch.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why does Bill always say 'a happy crowd'?

 

[hineyrulz]

Quality spell this by Paddy.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Hopeful this is Bill's last test match.

With the deaths of Tony and Richie, channel 9 had the perfect opportunity to reinvigorate its commentary team.

They've failed at keeping it a boys club. They've failed at keeping it ex Aussie players too.

I don't mind Vaughan tbh but there's a smugness in the commentary box. Plenty of folks out there can call a game who didn't wear a baggy green.

They really need a refresh and new blend of commentators.

 

[Twizzle]

Why aren't Tommy and LeedsRhino here to congratulate this magnificent Australian cricket team?

LeedsRhino got a holiday after his comments in the first test, he'll be back in time for the ODIs