5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Khawaja turning into the new Watto

Wasted review

 

[Showtime]

Selfish review

 

[Canard]

Uzman KWatson

 

[JamesRustle]

Head should be walking out to a Radiators song.

 

[Canard]

What's the go with the Aussie non-strikers when batting with Uzi?

Are they just egging him on to review or something?

 

[Canard]

Head should be walking out to a Radiators song.

Surely his nickname is Gimme?

 

[Showtime]

You know he's right, that's why your grounds are half empty and ours are packed.

I STAND WITH PIERS.

In our defence, we have stadiums you generally have dogshit goat tracks.

 

[JamesRustle]

4 more byes. That's 16. Is Bairstow short as well as fat?

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

I get way too excited about byes.

 

[JamesRustle]

You gimme 4. Four.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

God damn it

 

[LeedsRhinos]

COLLAPSE, we're gonna win the moral ashes!

Everyone knows a 2-2 draw is an England win and Australia still can't win in England.

 

[JamesRustle]

Not sure this oval is big enough for MM.

 

[JamesRustle]

Broad took his osteo pills at lunch.

 

[JamesRustle]

COLLAPSE, we're gonna win the moral ashes!

Everyone knows a 2-2 draw is an England win and Australia still can't win in England.

Get some help Piers.

 

[JamesRustle]

Poor Ellen has a lot of facial bum fluff... must have had a pre ashes hysterectomy... at least it's fair hair I guess, but still, must be due a waxing.

 

[JamesRustle]

Fetch that merkin

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Hopefully ten more of those off Broad.

 

[mave]

He's got some levers on him, this fella.

 

[undertaker]

Beauuuuuuuuutiful six from Marsh!