5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[Showtime]

Never thought I’d see the day where Australia have been out coached and out captained 3 tests in a row by an English team. Starc can’t put the ball in the same spot 2 balls in a row and Murphy is bowling rubbish. Some part of me hopes they score 500.

 

[Sime_11]

We don’t have a bowler that looks intimidating- and we continually bowl to the batsmen’s strengths

makes you wonder how the hell we were 2-0 up in this series

 

[Showtime]

We don’t have a bowler that looks intimidating- and we continually bowl to the batsmen’s strengths

makes you wonder how the hell we were 2-0 up in this series

England probably came into the series underdone

 

[Hutty1986]

This is going to be a 300+ run loss. Humiliating stuff.

 

[Slackboy72]

We have no idea how to bowl to this batting line up.

 

[Tweed Titan]

Apparently there's no Australian other than Khawaja capable of opening and averaging over 18 in England according to chins.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Starc hahaha, look at these Aussie plodders.

If that's Stokes that's out

 

[Tweed Titan]

Has one 50/50 call gone our way with these crooked umpies?

 

[yobbo84]

How they give that not out live is beyond me

Especially when they gave Murphy out yesterday

 

[mave]

Has Murphy been instructed to bowl on/outside leg stump?....to both the left and right hander....

 

[undertaker]

Has Murphy been instructed to bowl on/outside leg stump?....to both the left and right hander....

It seems like it.

Very uncharacteristic of Murphy to bowl like that

 

[undertaker]

Big wicket there from Hazlewood

 

[JokerEel]

f**k off Brook you smug wanker

 

[roughyed8]

"Here's Johnny"

 

[blue bags]

England are the best
What can we Aussies do

 

[undertaker]

England are the best
What can we Aussies do

Bowl the Poms out ASAP

 

[King-Gutho94]

Cummins has shown no faith in Murphy.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Engerland Engerland

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Broad retiring after this test, pay your respects.

 

[JJ]

What a career he’s had too