5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[Bazal]

Is this garbage on FTA in Aus?

Channel Neuf bruv

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Channel Neuf bruv

Sanks you la

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Perfect start from Starc. Deficit erased in the first over

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why isn't Cummins taking the new ball?

 

[Bazal]

The fact that a filthy slogger like Dwarf Duckett averages 45 in Test cricket should be shameful for England

 

[Mr. Shaman]

f**k me this albino Oompa Loompa is ugly.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k me, stop feeding this horrible little insect rubbish.

 

[Bazal]

I get trying to blow his front pad off, but it's not gonna work with no swing.

The bloke leaves fewer balls than any merkin in Test cricket. Nick him off

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

What did I miss?!?

 

[Eelectrica]

England are going to get all the bash boost points.
We're screwed.

 

[Bazal]

Good early bowling change from Andrew McDonald...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Watching this hideous looking stumpy gnome f**ker score runs so easy is giving me aids.

 

[Bazal]

Ricky Ponting first innings: WHY DO THEY HAVE DEEP SQUARE THIS IS A DISGRACE

Ricky Ponting second innings: WHY DON'T THEY HAVE DEEP SQUARE THIS IS A DISGRACE

No wonder he got snotted at the Bourbon and Beefsteak

 

[Mr. Shaman]

We’re so bad.

 

[Hutty1986]

f**k this shit

 

[Mr. Shaman]

His helmet is custom made yeah?

 

[Bazal]

His helmet is custom made yeah?

Duckett?

Pretty sure it's just a thimble with some wire on the front

 

[Haffa]

Get Atherton out of comms ffs.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Duckett?

Pretty sure it's just a thimble with some wire on the front

Yeah the mini vile creature

 

[AlwaysGreen]

How annoying is this pasty creep crawley with one side of his collar up and the other down?