5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[undertaker]

I'm assuming if it rains there is are 27 reserve days and we can play until 2 am like the poms want it.

Well, Australia won't have an issue with playing matches until nearly 2am in the morning

They did in 2012 during their 3 game ODI series held in the UAE vs Pakistan:

Three-ODI, three-T20 Pakistan-Australia series confirmed

Pakistan and Australia will play three Twenty20s and three ODIs in the UAE in in August and September, it has been confirmed

www.espncricinfo.com

 

[Canard]

We got dis

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Who holds the Ashes? We do, we do.
Blow out the target, blame Stupid, Stupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid

Stick that bazball bullshit up your arse.
Stick that bazball bullshit up your arse.
Stick that bazball bullshit
Stick that bazball bullshit up your arse.
Stick that bazball bullshit

 

[JamesRustle]

I hope Patty wears a raincoat and gumboots made of recycled plastics and carries an environmentally neutral umbrella out to meet the press gallery this morning... even if it's not raining yet.

 

[JamesRustle]

That is a horrible jacket Roz. Geezuz

 

[TheParraboy]

Callum Ferguson is quite a handsome fellow..

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ain’t no rain saving England today

 

[undertaker]

Possible showers on the cards during the second session:

London (Greater London) weather

London 7 day weather forecast including weather warnings, temperature, rain, wind, visibility, humidity and UV

www.metoffice.gov.uk

 

[undertaker]

I hope Patty wears a raincoat and gumboots made of recycled plastics and carries an environmentally neutral umbrella out to meet the press gallery this morning... even if it's not raining yet.

and turns up at the ground driving a Range Rover SUV:

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[mozza91]

More rain? God England is a shithole.

 

[Haffa]

Broken Broken Eng-er-land

 

[mozza91]

Louise Ransome is a babe but she’s a terrible presenter.

 

[mozza91]

Have England called for a change of ball yet?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Have England called for a change of ball yet?

Nah it’s doing stuff

 

[TheParraboy]

Sir Lordship, first of his name...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

How the f**k did they change a shredded old whore of a ball to an almost new shiny f**ker of a ball?

 

[Haffa]

I can’t get over that ball change.

 

[mozza91]

Pitched outside leg.

 

[Haffa]

Tim Paine reviews that.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Feels like the massive momentum halter last night was the world's way of paying us back for the last test. I think we would've pulled away and made tonight simple

Huge task ahead of us today