5th Test Australia vs England @ Hobart 14-18 Jan 2022

[Bazal]

I don't like the skipper being so far away for a review. He takes ages to get down there and it becomes a bit desperate, triggers bad ones like this more IMO

 

[This Year?]

why the f**k is this taking so long?

 

[Bazal]

What did I say? Nicking line is way harder on this deck than attacking the pegs.

I mean, Burns is very shit I'm not wrapping myself. It's just obvious though. Esp to Crawley

 

[mozza91]

All the arse in the world for that 26.

 

[Hutty1986]

Haha f**k we have some miserable fans.

A loss in a dead rubber is meaningless. We've molested England

Depends if you want any accountability on your cricket side. This is a mostly awful england side and we've failed to drive home the stake after going 3-nil up. Our attack couldn't finish them off in Sydney and we've just managed to nab our first 16 overs in. Still a long way to go in this one obviously, and batting will be bloody hard after the break.
Like i said, we're a fairly ordinary side but i want to crush the poms! Green's bowling has really come on this summer

 

[This Year?]

Looks like the Dragons just found their new target Rory Burns.
Excellent display of #dragonsfooty right there Rory *clap clap*

 

[hineyrulz]

Green is ridiculously good, imagine him in 5 years time?? Sore nipples just thinking about it.

 

[hineyrulz]

Looks like the Dragons just found their new target Rory Burns.
Excellent display of #dragonsfooty right there Rory *clap clap*

Too much hair Bruv.

 

[Bazal]

Depends if you want any accountability on your cricket side. This is a mostly awful england side and we've failed to drive home the stake after going 3-nil up. Our attack couldn't finish them off in Sydney and we've just managed to nab our first 16 overs in. Still a long way to go in this one obviously, and batting will be bloody hard after the break.
Like i said, we're a fairly ordinary side but i want to crush the poms! Green's bowling has really come on this summer

I just want to win the Ashes tbh. Beating them to nil is a bonus.

I'd be shitty if they'd been just as shit house this test and we still lost it, but they've played the best they have all series on the hardest deck as well. That knock from Head was insanely good and without it they'd have rolled us twice with good bowling.

Our best three bats have mostly been ordinary and we've still belted them into cuckoldry whether they jag a dead rubber or not. And we're not even close to the result yet anyway.

 

[Bazal]

Green is ridiculously good, imagine him in 5 years time?? Sore nipples just thinking about it.

He might legitimately be the best cricketer in the world by then. FC average of 50 with the bat and 30 with ball? And the ball comes down at 140s from 2m....yikes.

 

[hineyrulz]

He might legitimately be the best cricketer in the world by then. FC average of 50 with the bat and 30 with ball? And the ball comes down at 140s from 2m....yikes.

We just need him to stay fit, and to think Warne wanted him punted to keep a pumpkin like Harris.

 

[mozza91]

f**k me the commentators are talking up this Crawley like he’s Bradman, Richards and Tendulkar combined. He’s scored one 50 hasn’t he?

 

[Bazal]

Oooooooooof cop that typo.

Great to see some aggro from Green

 

[Bazal]

I'm glad Rod Tucker is there to give Malan the concussion test after his heroic time saving assessment of Boland's finger last night

 

[mozza91]

I'm glad Rod Tucker is there to give Malan the concussion test after his heroic time saving assessment of Boland's finger last night

The 4 hours they gave Root to recover in Adelaide after he got hit in the cags should’ve been referenced last night.

 

[TheParraboy]

Time to bowl Lyon and Smith at both ends and rip through them...

 

[Bazal]

Mark Waugh: I know I'm repeating myself

Also Mark Waugh: Continues to repeat himself for 83 overs

 

[roofromoz]

Well, as the lazy cliche goes, Tasmania is about 20 years behind the mainland, so the Aussie Aussie Aussie chant is still a fresh new sound.

 

[Hutty1986]

Carn greeny!

 

[TheParraboy]

Green magic !!