5th Test: India v England @ Himachal Pradesh Cricket Association Stadium, Dharamsala Mar 8-12, 2024

[AlwaysGreen]

Ready for some delusion?

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The mofos are 255 behind!

 

[Twizzle]

deluded much ?

 

[King-Gutho94]

Alistair cook reckons it's too long a tour.

And junior fires back.

 

[Twizzle]

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[AlwaysGreen]

Alistair cook reckons it's too long a tour.

And junior fires back.

They'll probably void it like they did the ashes.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Team India added 1 to their overnight score. Lead by 259.

Grandma Anderson with his 700th wicket. Retire please. Or stay on to the next ashes tour so you can be pummelled to all corners again.

 

[_snafu_]

England 95-4

Baaazzzzzzbbbbaaaallllllll

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jonny Barfly with 39 off 31 continues to be a fat slogger. Bazball's glory year was 2022 when the fat knob scored 6 hundreds on absolute roads.

Since then He's embarrassed himself.

 

[Marshall_magic]

That England team who ground out a 28 run win in the first tests was impressive.

But trust me, the English team is even better now.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stokes last 4 innings: 3, 4, 0, 2.
England 5/104. Lunch.

 

[JJ]

Poor Joe Root

 

[Marshall_magic]

Quick aside, is Bairstow the worst player to rack up 100 tests? He’s a very poor gloveman. He’s sort of picked as a keeper for his batting, which he averages 36, hardly good enough for a test batsman.

He’s the keeper/batsman equivalent of and all rounder who isn’t good enough in either discipline.

 

[JJ]

Brave effort from England, not enough though. Hope Sharma acknowledges them as the inspiration for this thrashing

 

[Mr. Shaman]

They came, they saw, and they conquered the buffet.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Evolving, entertaining.

Watch them trot out:

"2 years ago we had won 1 from 17 tests. Now we have changed the way cricket is played". They have now lost 7 out of their last 13 tests. 1 of their wins was against Ireland.

Absolute spanking, could very easily been 5 zip.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This 4-1 thrashing was of course against an India without Kholi.

But, but, but we didn't have Harry Brook!

 

[Eelectrica]

Fantastic weekend and Saturday ain’t done yet. Parra win, Raiders win, moral victory for Bazball.

4-1 moral series win to England. Surely saint Baz has earned his extension?

Edit: Man I love autocorrect. Always an adventure.

 

[TheParraboy]

Fantastic weekend and Saturday ain’t done yet. Parra win, Raiders win, moral victory for Bazball.

4-1 moral series win to England. Surely saint Baz has earned his extension?

Edit: Man I love autocorrect. Always an adventure.

And the entertainment continues with dragons v titans blockbuster..

 

[Eelectrica]

And the entertainment continues with dragons v titans blockbuster..

I’ve seen enough. Parra V Raiders grand final pretty much confirmed at this point.

It’s what the people want. Two teams that haven’t won since last century in an epic clash for the ages.

 

[some11]

Get f**ked england