5th Test: India v England @ Himachal Pradesh Cricket Association Stadium, Dharamsala Mar 8-12, 2024

[AlwaysGreen]

Sharma tons up. Gill tons up.

The poms look more dejected than a bald man looking in the mirror.

 

[Eelectrica]

England facing a huge moral victory in this one.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Team India giving “Paki bashing” a new meaning.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Losing the two century makers an over apart ffs. That always happens.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Devdutt Padikkal on debut. Or on the menu, possibly a spicy naan.

 

[JJ]

The most important thing is we get Duckett’s thoughts on who should be recognised for this…

I think Josh Hazlewood and Matt Henry should thank England for their inspiration for today’s performances too

 

[Marshall_magic]

Good to see England are not pushovers

 

[jargan83]

Thank god Bazball isn't about winning!

 

[TheParraboy]

Ind 3/366 @ 4.51 per over

Credit all to England

 

[King-Gutho94]

I hope it's a road India bat for 3 days and score 800.

While the Bazballers get rolled for 150 off 20 overs in both innings

I was taking the piss with this post.

But we are nearly halfway there

 

[King-Gutho94]

 

[Munky]

England have bowled with great discipline.

Only six extras.

 

[King-Gutho94]

England have bowled with great discipline.

Only six extras.

May as well give em a moral victory for it.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I like watching India ream England. I like England talking about it. Better than porn. I rub myself raw. I call it ‘moral sex’.

 

[some11]

Seriously India could get a 1000 here

It's day 2 session 1.

They could bat to tea on day 4 and still win with 2 sessions to spare.

Good. Hope they set a record.

f**k england right up the arse

 

[TheParraboy]

I like watching India ream England. I like England talking about it. Better than porn. I rub myself raw. I call it ‘moral sex’.

ok, ill own up as well, gives me an enormous boner every time...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lead over 200 now, 5 wickets in hand

 

[TheParraboy]

ffs india losing poles, im going soft...

7/427

 

[The Mad Hatter]

England taking wickets here has put them in a very strong position.

 

[TheParraboy]

England to score 900 second innings

off 100 overs