94: league's sexist man (in the newspaper)

[Dani]

HELLO!!!

 

[wittyfan]

Witty's Q&A from today's Catastrophe:

Michael Witt, 22, Manly Sea Eagles (NRL)
Nickname: Witt Dog. What's the ballsiest thing you've done for a woman? Proposed to my girlfriend at a party in front of 100 people. Two things you notice about a girl in the first 10 seconds? Eyes and smile. What's the biggest misconception about footy players? That we're cocky. One thing you're busting to tell women but have never had the balls to? Don't put on too much make-up! One thing you're busting to tell single women but have never had the balls to? Don't wait for a guy to approach them.

 

[wittyfan]

An example of some of the "photography" dished up in Cosmo:

I don't think his head is hidden enough!!!!

 

[mullet]

An example of some of the "photography" dished up in Cosmo:

I don't think his head is hidden enough!!!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS

geez i now know what you mean, thats poor!!

 

[wittyfan]

Not enough lippy love!

Superb use of light.

"Errr, is that a camera in my face?"

 

[Alba]

Forget Cosmo:

nice

 

[RK]

I knew you would!!!!

 

[mullet]

:hitit:

:lol:

Nipple ring aye, my ex had a nipple ring, i should have ripped it out!!

 

[wittyfan]

Nipple rings are hot.

 

[mullet]

Nipple rings are hot.

really?? it didnt do much for me.

He also has his tongue pierced hahaha i like that much more

 

[Alba]

i can see how u would ..lol .. nipple rings only look nice on hot black (or tanned) cut up bodies .. much like mr inglis ..

WF BLOODY ACCEPT ME DAMMIT!

 

[mullet]

i can see how u would ..lol .. nipple rings only look nice on hot black (or tanned) cut up bodies .. much like mr inglis ..

WF BLOODY ACCEPT ME DAMMIT!

yeh hot tanned ripped body my ex did not have ohwell good riddance

alba got a pic of me and frankfurt lol. I need to scan it so i can show ya but my scanner aint working

 

[Alba]

LMAO omg i have to check this out!! hahaha!

 

[wittyz chick]

Witty's Q&A from today's Catastrophe:

Michael Witt, 22, Manly Sea Eagles (NRL)
Nickname: Witt Dog. What's the ballsiest thing you've done for a woman? Proposed to my girlfriend at a party in front of 100 people. Two things you notice about a girl in the first 10 seconds? Eyes and smile. What's the biggest misconception about footy players? That we're cocky. One thing you're busting to tell women but have never had the balls to? Don't put on too much make-up! One thing you're busting to tell single women but have never had the balls to? Don't wait for a guy to approach them.

was great until I read that part

 

[wittyfan]

I know, why does Witty have to get married.

 

[lockyno1]

I agree wittyfan he needs you to transform him!

 

[wittyz chick]

yeah wittyfan! he does!!

by any chance did Cooper have a Q&A as well?

 

[wittyfan]

Here's Cooper's:

Cooper Cronk, 22, Melbourne Storm (NRL)
Nickname: Coops. What's the ballsiest thing you've done for a woman? I cooked dinner! Two things you notice about a girl in the first 10 seconds? Eyes and face. Would you date yourself? No — I can't cook. A material thing you'd never have to balls to give up: My plasma-screen TV. Sense of humour or loves to eat a lot: which do they prefer in a chick on a first date? Loves to eat a lot.

 

[Hellsy]

Well if you learn to cook and like to eat you could be in WC

 

[lockyno1]

I agree, WC! Get some cooking lessons and Cooper may like you a lot!