94: league's sexist man (in the newspaper)

[wittyz chick]

Here's Cooper's:

Cooper Cronk, 22, Melbourne Storm (NRL)
Nickname: Coops. What's the ballsiest thing you've done for a woman? I cooked dinner! Two things you notice about a girl in the first 10 seconds? Eyes and face. Would you date yourself? No — I can't cook. A material thing you'd never have to balls to give up: My plasma-screen TV. Sense of humour or loves to eat a lot: which do they prefer in a chick on a first date? Loves to eat a lot.

Thanks wittyfan

Damn the cooking ... but I like to eat

This man just keeps getting better and BETTER!!!

 

[Dani]

:shock:
I can cook very well.
And i LOVE to eat.
I should proposition him ;-)

 

[lockyno1]

Think positive WC...if you can cook there is more chance of you and Coops being a couple!

 

[wittyz chick]

:shock:
I can cook very well.
And i LOVE to eat.
I should proposition him ;-)

and you live in Melbourne ... *loses*

 

[lockyno1]

Jeez WC, so negative there! Be positive!

 

[wittyz chick]

Think positive WC...if you can cook there is more chance of you and Coops being a couple!

I have to learn how to cook ... *opens up cook book!!*

 

[wittyz chick]

Jeez WC, so negative there! Be positive!

but she can cook AND lives in Melbourne ... I CAN'T cook and live in NSW

 

[lockyno1]

but she can cook AND lives in Melbourne ... I CAN'T cook and live in NSW

Cooking's easy. Can I give you a suggestion...start cooking easy meals first and then build on them. For instance start with a pasta, then work to be able to cook a stir fry and then you'll be able to cook the more exotic dishes. It isn't that hard. You just have to be positive and want to learn to cook!

 

[lockyno1]

I have to learn how to cook ... *opens up cook book!!*

Good work WC!

 

[Hellsy]

:lol: :lol: @ Wc :lol: :lol:

 

[wittyfan]

Thanks wittyfan

Damn the cooking ... but I like to eat

This man just keeps getting better and BETTER!!!

They do say food is the best way to a man's heart! Coops seems to like his tucker!

 

[lockyno1]

You should be doing that to Michael Witt, wittyfan! Off you go and please him both in and outside bed!

 

[wittyz chick]

Cooking's easy. Can I give you a suggestion...start cooking easy meals first and then build on them. For instance start with a pasta, then work to be able to cook a stir fry and then you'll be able to cook the more exotic dishes. It isn't that hard. You just have to be positive and want to learn to cook!

when the reward is Cooper ... of course I want to learn!

 

[Hellsy]

Ahhhh... she has been trained well

 

[lockyno1]

when the reward is Cooper ... of course I want to learn!

Well there you go! Just think of the reward! COOPS!

 

[Alba]

deary me ..lol

 

[wittyz chick]

Well there you go! Just think of the reward! COOPS!

best reward in the world!

 

[wittyfan]

More on the Cosmo debacle: Apparently five more players were to be featured, but some wanted their photos taken out. So that's why Liam and others weren't in it.

I think it's safe to assume that they won't do this again, and it's probably a good thing too.

 

[wittyfan]

As bad as Cosmo was, it's nothing compared to New Woman's putrid "100 Men You Can Date". It's that tacky you can actually email each one and ask them for a date. :lol:

It features such talents as this deformed little munchkin:

 

[wittyfan]

So cute: