Oh and another good joke-
A single Lady walks into Coles. She picks up a single plate, a single cup, a single set of cutlery, a microwave meal for one, a single toothbrush and one roll of toilet paper.
She takes it all to the check out
The observant young check out guy, says to the Lady - "I can tell you must be single"
To which the Single Lady replies sheepishly - "Yes I am, how did you know that I was single? Was it all the single items that I am purchasing that led you to make that assumption"
"No" says the check out guy, "I know you're single because you're so f**king ugly."