Jaysus H Christ! Last night, I went into the mens toilet by accident, didn't realise until I walked out of the loo and there were two guys having a wizz. I swear there was nobody there and I didn't notice the urinal when I went in (I was busting) BUT when I came out, there was this chick waiting for some guy outside the loo (possesive much) and she full on had a spazz attack, accusing me of being in there with her man!
I was all "wtf I don't know any Benjamin, and if he's in there, he's in there having a wee, I went in by accident"
Well she totally followed me around harassing me for about an hour! Even her boyfriend was telling her to quit it, he didn't know me, but she was having none of it and ended up swinging at me on the dance floor!!!
what in the f**k is wrong with some chicks??? Mental whores!!
So in the end we all end up getting thrown out, and she was still screaming insults at me from the cab as they drove away. What a freak!
