Coz Still Drunk Dutchy Says So!
FMD so am I. I should be thankful though because I'm not feeling the hang over.
I had 9 beers last night. Nothing special. But the 4 beers in 25 minutes is what killed me.
My eyes were happy though.They saw a lot of talent they don't usually see.
Penis was angry that I was a good boy.
Im about to slap this fkn bitch hoe who keeps knocking on my door asking me if i want an Optus connection...
Flirting with this cute asian chick last night.
Didn't bother making a move she was about to take off, but we were both laying on the lunge & she put her butt right into my crotch. I only moved away from her because my ding-dong was pushing her away...
How many times have they knocked?
I know.
I am pleading for Eurovision to begin, hoping the pain is taken away. :lol:
Year of rebuilding ftw...