I just saw a bike courier run straight into a parked car and he cried. He was clutching his knee and CRYINNGGG in the middle of the city.
Kinda made me feel bad for laughing so hard.
Bike couriers are Merkins of the highest order and deserve everything they get. The amount of times I've seen them:
a. Break the road rules
b. Run pedestrians over on the footpath
c. go through red lights and ignore stop and giveway signs
d. go off like absolute dickheads when I've had a crack at them for doing any of the above
e. run into parked cars, leaving dents or scratches, and just ride away.
Is quite staggering.
When I used to rep, and drive around the city for most of the day, I would have at least one confrontation with these dickheads every week.