94: Superthread 8 I

[Dani]

I don't wear hats.
Ruin my purrdy hair.

 

[Eelementary]

I wish I had hair.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

bad news.

she's taken (but not for long, muahahaha)

now i just feel guilty

 

[DownUnder]

I want a fedora like Indiana Jones

 

[Dani]

Want me to knock the bitch off?
My fee is small.

 

[DownUnder]

So wait, burty is after the guy? :crazy:

 

[Eelementary]

If it's meant to be, it's meant to be, and will happen.

TRANSLATION: Tell me where she lives and I'll fix him up good.

 

[Dani]

Men can be bitches too :/

 

[DownUnder]

When someone says 'bitch' in regards to a person I always think of a woman

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

hahaha thanks for the support guys, but i can take her without knockin the guy off

 

[Dani]

o0o0o0o confidence.

You'll win her over easy with that attitude!

 

[Eelementary]

But here's the thing - if I kick his arse in front of her friends, then I get in with the in crowd, too. So in a way, it's our destiny to kick the little twirp's arse.

 

[DownUnder]

I was going to say something but I've decided not to...

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

but hes the 'older' guy, see?

im like 5 months younger than her... hes like 20.

f**k! but yeah i dnno i have this 'connection' so to speak with this girl, so yeah well see where it goes

and Eele, after im with her, kick his arse (it helps if you pretend hes judas)

 

[Eelementary]

Deal. I'm so in.

 

[Eelementary]

In all seriousness, though - good luck. Not that you need it, you young go-getter, you. But the chick in question would be mad not to go for you.

Plus I hear her current boyfriend is a gay child molester.

 

[Dani]

But Burty, is your penis bigger? Cause we all know that's the final selling point.

 

[Eelementary]

That's why women have battery-powered playfriends.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

hahaha thanks alot Eele, certainly does help with confidence and self esteem levels.

and Dani, by the looks of that guy... im surprised he's got a penis

 

[DownUnder]

But Burty, is your penis bigger? Cause we all know that's the final selling point.

I can see the sign on the door: You must be this long to ride. :sarcasm: