94: Superthread 8 I

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

That's why women have battery-powered playfriends.

touche.

i always felt bad for the small penised guy (im like avg, so im neither here nor there), but yeah flat chested girls have breast implants if they feel the need... but small dicked guys just have to live iwth it.


anyway, i better be off, gotta leave home at 445

 

[Dani]

Well then, you're in!

 

[Dani]

I want breast reductions.

 

[DownUnder]

touche.

i always felt bad for the small penised guy (im like avg, so im neither here nor there), but yeah flat chested girls have breast implants if they feel the need... but small dicked guys just have to live iwth it.


anyway, i better be off, gotta leave home at 445

That's not entirely true burty.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

which part DU?

 

[DownUnder]

The whole 'but small dicked guys just have to live with it.' bit, there's surgery for that now days.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

oh, does it work the same though?

 

[Eelementary]

This is the conversation I had with Ggod about him, Mr. F. He told me he used to be a bishop:

 

[DownUnder]

I think so, I saw it on 'Good Medicine' years ago.

 

[Dani]

*backs out of thread slowly*

 

[Eelementary]

I want breast reductions.

Something horrible just happened...

 

[Eelementary]

Well then, you're in!

So basically gentlemen of the less well-endowed persuasion have no chance? :?

 

[DownUnder]

Dolly Parton had a reduction.

 

[Dani]

Yep. Just like fat chicks never get laid.
Facts of life.

 

[Eelementary]

Dolly Parton bribed God a long time ago - her time has been over for a loooooooong time.


As for the other stuff...Where did I put that Catholic Church pamphlet...?

 

[Dani]

So...how about this weather we've been having?

 

[Eelementary]

I am not sure about the weather in Melbourne, but in Sydney, God has graced us with good fortune and low temperatures. His will is to shower us with His love, and to show us His good will through meteorology.

 

[McLovin]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz tired

 

[Twizzle]

I'm the urban spaceman baby

 

[Timmah]

Good morning loves and lovettes