94: Superthread 8 IV

[Bazal]

Worst school accident I saw was in primary...public school up the road shared a playground with us while they built a new one at our school, but the didn't use tan bark they just used this weird, stick like wood. Kid fell from the monkey bars and a stronger than normal piece of this sh*t went straight through his forearm between the bones, twisted as he landed and snapped both bones....nasty sh*t

 

[Stranger]

i have heard that story so many times lol :crazy:

speaking of school accidents though, back in year 7 some chick in my class went to slam down a javelin into the ground and stabbed her toe instead :lol:

:lol: A bloke in my PDH class did that with one of those corner posts that you stick in the ground.

 

[Monk]

a kid in primary school got hit in the head with a discus :lol:

 

[DownUnder]

A kid in my school in Darwin took to another kid with a cricket bat.

 

[Twizzle]

elephantaitis

 

[God-King Dean]

You know the chairs you get in highschool, & when you helped pack up you stack em on each other ? This chick tried to sit on a stack & must have put her fingers between the chairs, & jumped on.

WHOOSH !

Off goes her pinky ! Ambulance guys came & put the pinky in ice.

I laughed at her.

 

[Bazal]

Hehe....dumb bitch....

 

[Dani]

I wish i had a cool story to embellish.

 

[Bazal]

Who's embellishing

 

[Dani]

I was just teasing ;-)

 

[God-King Dean]

I wish i had a cool story to embellish.

Forgot to mention.

I once saw a guy kiled at school with a lacrosse stick.

Never liked that guy anyway.

 

[Bazal]

Forgot to mention.

I once saw a guy kiled at school with a lacrosse stick.

Never liked that guy anyway.

Well, fancy that....I got banned from Lacrosse one time....:sarcasm:

 

[Stranger]

Ever see a kid try and dunk a ball where there are warnings all over the place not to dunk?

Kid pulled the board down and it fell on his arm... damn neer chopped his arm off...

 

[God-King Dean]

Did he die ?

 

[Dani]

Yes.

 

[Stranger]

Many had hoped so... many had hoped so...

 

[Bazal]

He didn't die right there and then....but a young Timmah was in the bed next to him at the hospital. Very sad...

 

[God-King Dean]

He saw the blood & assumed it was sauce on food.

 

[Stranger]

Im tired.

 

[Bazal]

I think you misspelled "soft" Strange