Alright, lads and lasses! I'm about to head to a roof party before kicking on into town for my third (and final, for now) night of excessive alcohol consumption. I've not eaten all day, so I'll be a cheap drunk :lol:
Been piecing last night together all afternoon.
Selected Highlights
- Swing dancing with any woman (or man, in one case) foolish enough to accept the invitation
- Terrifying cab drivers by leaping out in front of their parked cars and flashing them
- Asking any female who would listen 'Do you want to make out?' and then panicking if they said yes
- Getting into a parked car at 4am, telling the guy in front my address, and then being informed that I wasn't in a taxi
- Upon finding an actual taxi, I gave him the address for where we currently were and he looked at me like I was crazy
- Dominating This Love by Maroon 5 on noraebang (karaoke) not once, but twice in fifteen minutes.
- Helping a timid Korean lass sing Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
- Eating the worst spaghetti ever cooked and telling the cook how awesome he is anyway
- Doing a treble of tequila shots after my drinking buddies woosed out, and then going home
- Running home with strawberry milk in hand at 4.45 and singing 'Can't Take My Eyes Off of You' at the top of my lungs
Tonight? Tonight I'll be happy if I have a good night, get a good feed at this party, and get some action from my girl when I finally drag her home at sunrise.
