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94: Superthread 9 I

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Stranger

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So you're that dodgy ass ref...

f**k oath. I made some calls that had fellow ref's scratching their head. Just shows how awesome i am ;-).

Strip over the line = play on, concord-burwood takes it dead, so i rule concord-bwood drop out.

Apparently im the merkin who doesn't know the rules :?.
 

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Apparently im the merkin who doesn't know the rules :?.

Reffing under-12s is one of those things that sounds easy when you read it, but when you think about it, the line I just quoted probably sums it up quite well--f**k dealing with biased parents living vicariously through their child.
 

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was sitting on the hill at the dragons game at WIN tonight, shouted out GO THE WARRIORS, little dragons kid turned around and gave me a massive evil eyes stare and started whacking me with his inflatable finger... i said to my mates after the game, "that kid is going to start a riot one day".
 

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f**k me. As the night goes on, I'm getting more and more pissed off at my girlfriend's stupid best friend. This 'emotional drama' she has having had better be pretty f**king serious to be depriving me of my only alone time with my girl all week :x
 

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Fire up bushy!!!!

Reffing under-12s is one of those things that sounds easy when you read it, but when you think about it, the line I just quoted probably sums it up quite well--f**k dealing with biased parents living vicariously through their child.

Definitely not an easy thing... Considering the bullsh*t you have to put up with to ref junior league its a no wonder they struggle to get Ref's. I mean, its definitely not worth the coin you earn to give up all your Sundays for about 16-20 weeks. Plus you need to have a quiet Saturday for all those weeks because its damn near impossible to ref with a hangover (i have done several times).

This sh*t you cop from the crowd/dealing with angry coaches/trainers... I think in the 3 years Ive been refereeing Ive definitely sent more trainers than players...

We even have the games video-taped and the coaches can complain... f**k me.

But at the end of the day i guess its just something i enjoy doing for some crazy reason.
 

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Fire up bushy!!!!

Mate, you wait all week to see your girl and get a handful of hours with her, it's annoying. Especially since she spent all Friday and all Saturday with the friend who now desperately needs her.
 

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TMI would be telling you positions, number of orgasms experienced, and the things we said to one another in the lead-up ;-)
 

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I feel ya Stranger...

About 10 years ago, the old man was a ref. I tagged along as a 13 year old unregistered linesman. I could take it back then cos i really didn't give a rats. f**k i was an enforcing little merkin... Don't think i could do it anymore, not because i'd get intimidated, but because i'm a lazy lump with the fitness of a fatter Mark Tookey...
 

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So did she cheat on you with him?

well. All my friends think she did. i however trusted her enough to let him stay there. next thing i know, all my friends are sending abusive text messages to her and himsaying "STOP CHEATING YOU s**t." etc, she calls me up and dumps me for not trusting her. after that we were trying to work it out. but little did i know she was lying to me and had started dating my friend the day after we broke up. i did not find this out till a week later after my mate told me.

A week or two later my friend was very drunk at a party so i took this oppertunity to ask him a few questions. as soon as i asked him "did she cheat on me with you" he ran away. so im thinking she did. But I have not confronted her about this incedent.
 

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i still dont know. but my closest friends think she did. i guess i just trust people too much. Heaven knows how many other stories i could tell you.

ALSO.
she is very anti-cheat. she f**king hates cheatng etc. yet.

The guy she is dating has cheated on his past two girlfriends with not only women, but men. thats right, men.
He is a twig. well, bi.

BUT WAIT. it gets weirder. For her "birthday party" she and him arranged a "hook up night", whoever gets the most people to hook up with them on the night wins. even same gender. He asked me to hook up with him and i said "your f**king disgusting mate". f**king weirdest guy ever.
 
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Well, from what I can gather it looks like she cheated on you with your mate, and now wants to cheat on her boyfriend with you.

Doesn't sound like a chick I'd wanna go out with to be honest.
 

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however, she isnt as weird as her boyfriend. there are a lot more positive qualities about her then negative. Shes a great gal. most of the stupid ideas are her boyfriends.
 

Stranger

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Monk, this bird seems like a looney...

I feel ya Stranger...

About 10 years ago, the old man was a ref. I tagged along as a 13 year old unregistered linesman. I could take it back then cos i really didn't give a rats. f**k i was an enforcing little merkin... Don't think i could do it anymore, not because i'd get intimidated, but because i'm a lazy lump with the fitness of a fatter Mark Tookey...

:lol:

Although i do love it when the players give you a spray.

This little bastard was in my ear all day about 3 weeks ago with the common "ohhh sir did you see that!!!!.... KNOCK ON SIR!!!!"
I stopped time called him out with his captain and asked him
"who's is reffing this game"
the sh*t trying to be a smart ass goes
"i am!"
My reply ;"good, see that bit of grass over there next to your bench? Ref from over there"

HAHAHAHAHAHA, bastard didn't say much from the sin-bin.
 
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