What disgraceful stats!! You people should be working like me *cough*
Ohmyf**kingGOD I tripped over in the middle of George St today! A full on slip, skid, then down on one knee fiasco! No wonder I rarely wear heels. FFS!!
Wasn't even drunk either. Swear.
oh dear... that IS embarassing!! Lunch time rush?
I slid on a wet patch of concrete in Martin Pl last week... Managed to stay on my feet but still felt like a tool!!