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94: Superthread 9 II

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Jobdog

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Bye bye Timmah. So when you come back, we can expect you to be the size of a single storey house, rather than a mansion? :sarcasm:
 

madunit

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Many have compared me to sh*tty version of LeBron James. What i lack in skill, size, speed, strength, ect, i make up for in overall sh*tness...
I've been likened, physically speaking, to a 6 foot tall version of Shaq playing at Guard.

I have the passing skills of Magic Johnston, and the three point shooting success rate of Steven Hawking lol.

But I rarely take shots for three, in my comp, I'm the biggest guard, so I just run through the little dweebs defending me and either lay up or set up one of the forwards for an easy shot with a great pass.

I'm the assist king!
 

The Gambler

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I wish I played basketball. I am 6'6 so potentially could be a decent player.

Too busy with cricket and golf though.
 

madunit

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cricket and golf are great games.

Are you a pace bowler by any chance?
 

The Gambler

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cricket and golf are great games.

Are you a pace bowler by any chance?
Sure are. They compliment each other well I think also (as long as you dont swing you bat like a golf club and vice versa).

Yep a pace bowler. Get some good bounce and pace due to my height. I always get bowled by yorkers though :lol:
 

madunit

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lol.

I was a pace bowler too, and a tonker with the bat.

I remember scoring 30 odd runs in about 3 overs one day. it was a three dayer and we needed to draw to go to the final. We needed about 120 odd runs in around 15 overs. I came in and blocked two balls, hit some fours and a six got bowled, leaving the captain abused f**k out of me cos our number 11 had to stay out there with out number 9 for 11 and a half overs.

They got us through. Scored like 6 runs (all byes) in those last 11 overs. It was the most thrilling, low scoring game ever lol
 

The Gambler

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lol.

I was a pace bowler too, and a tonker with the bat.

I remember scoring 30 odd runs in about 3 overs one day. it was a three dayer and we needed to draw to go to the final. We needed about 120 odd runs in around 15 overs. I came in and blocked two balls, hit some fours and a six got bowled, leaving the captain abused f**k out of me cos our number 11 had to stay out there with out number 9 for 11 and a half overs.

They got us through. Scored like 6 runs (all byes) in those last 11 overs. It was the most thrilling, low scoring game ever lol
Oh a captains favourite, the batsmen who cant help himself and has to hit every ball over the fence. Bloody great to watch when a tonker is in form though! Got to love park cricket...

I cant remember the last time I was involved in a drawn match (unless a match was washed out). We play 80 over innings, but usually a team is lucky to reach 50 overs before being bowled out.
 

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Very nice. High five

Alas, it's all up in the air now. Her stupid work has her covering the shifts of a teacher they've yet to replace, and her soon to be leaving friend has set up shop in her apartment while she cleans her own. Could be left with nothing at this rate :(
 

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Alas, it's all up in the air now. Her stupid work has her covering the shifts of a teacher they've yet to replace, and her soon to be leaving friend has set up shop in her apartment while she cleans her own. Could be left with nothing at this rate :(

could be an interesting little threesome there Mis. (Photos please)
 

Misanthrope

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could be an interesting little threesome there Mis. (Photos please)

God, if you'd seen the friend, you'd never even joke about it. She's one of those large girls who thinks she is insanely hot - and so wears short shorts and tank tops and dances like a stripper. She also thinks she can seduce any guy we meet, including married ones.

She disgusts me on both a physical and personality level. I'm glad she's leaving.
 
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