GAY CHOOK
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farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for
>his
> chicken coop.
> The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
>fart,
> time for you to retire."
>
> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
>these
> chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have
>the
>two
> old hens over in the corner?"
>
> The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
> over."
>
> The old rooster says, "I Tell you what, young stud. I will race
>youaround
> the farmhouse.
> Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken
>coop."
>
> The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
> rooster takes off running after him.
> They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster
>has
> closed the gap. He is only
> about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer,
> meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
> when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -
>BOOM -
> he blows the young
> rooster to bits.
>
>
> The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay
>rooster
>I
> bought this month."
>
> Moral of this story?
> Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will
>always
> overcome youth and arrogance
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