Advice needed

[butchmcdick]

Try to smash her back door in the night before she get married

 

[Misanthrope]

I seem to be a magnet for cheaters

3 of the last 4 have been cheating

Arghhhh.....

That was me for a while. My first three girlfriends had boyfriends when we first started hooking up.

 

[dogslife]

I feel some people aren't taking Moffo's problem seriously.

Where the f**k is 0neye when you need him? He's a man of the world, he'll know what to do.

 

[God-King Dean]

Hi guys,

Well I need advice

I've been seeing a girl on and off for a few years. It's recently been quite on and I thought that it may finally be about to work

Issue being that she has been in a relationship for most of this time. She got engaged about 2 months ago but has continued to call me late at night when she wants some action

There is something about the strength of our bond that is impossible to articulate. That said, she is engaged. She has made a call and it's not me

I would also say that I'm batting above my average in this scenario.

I know I need to break the cord here but I'm finding it so hard given our history and how well we just get along

Any tips and help would be much appreciated. It's so hard

Your friend is a s**t.

 

[God-King Dean]

To answer your question on what you should do:

Kill her.

 

[Dragon Jim]

This thread delivers the lulz!!

 

[Moffo]

My advice is to stop living in this fantasy world you've created for yourself here.

Hey mate, you can get ladies as well one day. Just stop being a weirdo and everything will flow from there. Good luck

 

[Moffo]

Your friend is a s**t.

She is incredibly hot though. Colombian and knows what she wants....so so hot

 

[Moffo]

Try to smash her back door in the night before she get married

Why just that night?

 

[butchmcdick]

For the lol's

 

[Moffo]

mmmmm

 

[El Diablo]

She is incredibly hot though. Colombian and knows what she wants....so so hot

more likely that 'she' is Thai and has a penis

 

[Timmah]

Relationship Advice Thread :arrow:

Oi!

That's my schtick!

:arrow: Timmah

 

[Twizzle]

more likely that 'she' is Thai and has a penis

that's how Moffo got his

 

[Zoidberg]

Tell her fiancé she's been sleeping with you. He deserves to know. It'll probably end them. If it does do what you want with her, but I wouldn't want to have a comitted relationship with her.

 

[madunit]

Hi guys,

Well I need advice

I've been seeing a girl on and off for a few years.

:lol: but i digress, carry on young fella

It's recently been quite on and I thought that it may finally be about to work

Issue being that she has been in a relationship for most of this time. She got engaged about 2 months ago but has continued to call me late at night when she wants some action

There is something about the strength of our bond that is impossible to articulate. That said, she is engaged. She has made a call and it's not me

sex is not a bond young fella. You are nought but a dildo to her.

I would also say that I'm batting above my average in this scenario.

That's a given.

I know I need to break the cord here but I'm finding it so hard given our history and how well we just get along

Any tips and help would be much appreciated. It's so hard

She's using you Moffeye. She's disloyal. You're just a sly root for her, the minute you're unable to slip your Oneye into her, she'll find another bloke.

 

[Timmah]

madunit for PM

 

[Cliffhanger]

I wanted to move this, but I couldn't decide which thread was more appropriate "Dreams" or the relationship advice thread.

 

[madunit]

Nah, Moffo threads are best left to their own devices. If you nurture them, they'll become classic threads.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Def Dreams