All International Tinfoil Hat Manufacturing Complexes are closed today.

[Quigs]

There will be no Tinfoil Hat Manufacturing happening anywhere around the world today.

The industry has ground to a halt as all workers celebrate 'The Big Boss's' birthday.

Happy Birthday Feej Musk.

 

[sladden road]

What if I make my own?
Out of toblerone wrappers?

 

[Quigs]

Tobler-bloody-rone, you lucky rich bastard.

 

[Feej 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Thanks old mate. In celebration of the day I allowed my workers one extra toilet break for the day.

 

[Quigs]

Thanks old mate. In celebration of the day I allowed my workers one extra toilet break for the day.

I tell you what, I don't care what all the other blokes say, you are not a bad bloke.

 

[bluefox68]

Thanks old mate. In celebration of the day I allowed my workers one extra toilet break for the day.

Only for Number 2’s, right?
Number 1’s - there’s a bottle under the workbench…

 

[DJDL]

Only for Number 2’s, right?
Number 1’s - there’s a bottle under the workbench…

You mean like this?

 

[Feej 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Only for Number 2’s, right?
Number 1’s - there’s a bottle under the workbench…

Number 1's always under control. As they file in for their shift I have a small team of (non-registered) nurses fit each of them with a catheter. Once the nurses are done, they work the line as well.

 

[Frenzy.]

Number 1's always under control. As they file in for their shift I have a small team of (non-registered) nurses fit each of them with a catheter. Once the nurses are done, they work the line as well.

That's piss weak Feej. Just give them an elastic band or a plug for the women and tell the hunts to hold it in.

I also suggest you increase the shift times to 12 hours minimum

 

[Feej 2: Electric Boogaloo]

That's piss weak Feej. Just give them an elastic band or a plug for the women and tell the hunts to hold it in.

I also suggest you increase the shift times to 12 hours minimum

I might be tough, but I'm not a monster. They already eat lunch while they're working...

 

[Frenzy.]

I might be tough, but I'm not a monster. They already eat lunch while they're working...

You could be though! It's only a state of mind.

 

[dinghydi]

Its all about PROGRESS ! What is wrong with these week feckers that stand in way of Progress!

 

[Feej 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Like my old mate at Amazon told me years ago, "treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen". What a captain of industry!