Amend Up Up Cronulla

[snout]

Love the quote editing....

The difference between a gaytime and a gay time is HUGE.

Capes always says size is everything

 

[Go Nulla]

FFS I’ve been waiting for this pfharking sh1te to rear its head.

 

[yadamisha]

No Need. The girls teams already change the club song to be 'girls' when they sing it, why change the male version when the men play!

 

[Marchad]

It should be changed as they aren’t boys they’re men.

 

[Goblin_Shark]

It should be changed as they aren’t boys they’re men.

Are you sure though?

 

[Thick Skinned Shark]

Are you sure though?

True
Persons thank you!

 

[Quicksilver]

I think something should be added about sinking 1000 beers though

 

[taipan]

Amen and Awomen to the above bruvvers.

We need to be PC . From now on my wife shall be called a "cohabitating human."
Sydney Harbour will now be called Beaut Harbour.
North Sydney becomes Northern Beautsville.
Manly shall be called Bozoville.
St George,shall be just Saintly.

 

[Miller was a legend]

Down down 1,000 beers
The boys at northies in jeans and a T
Down down 1,000 beers
Pick up a chick, a boy, even a queer
Drunk drunk too many beers
Now go home to the missus and quiver in fear
Now it’s time to see good football, right
Nope, she’s now watching married at first sight!

 

[Stake Removed]

I need to buy a redskin today, have soon coon cheese.

 

[DJDL]

Down down 1,000 beers
The boys at northies in jeans and a T
Down down 1,000 beers
Pick up a chick, a boy, even a queer
Drunk drunk too many beers
Now go home to the missus and quiver in fear
Now it’s time to see good football, right
Nope, she’s now watching married at first sight!

Not bad, but the rhythm’s off.

Try this:


Down, down a thousand
Beers then to Northies I’ll shoot
Down, down a thousand
Hope I can pick up a root
Tarts, tarts forever
Straight, lesos trannies or queer
Tonight I’m gonna go pull something
And then drink more beer

 

[Goblin_Shark]

Not bad, but the rhythm’s off.

Try this:


Down, down a thousand
Beers then to Northies I’ll shoot
Down, down a thousand
Hope I can pick up a root
Tarts, tarts forever
Straight, lesos trannies or queer
Tonight I’m gonna go pull something
And then drink more beer

That’s POTY right there.

 

[coolumsharkie]

Not bad, but the rhythm’s off.

Try this:


Down, down a thousand
Beers then to Northies I’ll shoot
Down, down a thousand
Hope I can pick up a root
Tarts, tarts forever
Straight, lesos trannies or queer
Tonight I’m gonna go pull something
And then drink more beer

Brilliant, love ya work DJ.

 

[grozzy]

Just go back to the original Beer Barrel Polka:

There's a garden, what a garden
Only happy faces bloom there
And there's never any room there
For a worry or a gloom there
Oh there's music and there's dancing
And a lot of sweet romancing
When they play the polka
They all get in the swing
Every time they hear that oom pa pa
Everybody feels so tra la la
They want to throw their cares away
They all go lah de ah de ay
Then they hear a rumble on the floor, the floor
It's the big surprise they're waiting for
And all the couples form a ring
For miles around you'll hear them sing
Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da da
Then they hear a rumble on the floor
It's the big surprise they're waiting for
And all the couples they form a ring
For miles around you'll hear them sing
Drree mopado theedo da da da da
Roll it out, roll it out, roll out the barrel
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Sing a song of good cheer
'Cause the whole gang is here
Roll it out, roll it out
Let's do the beer barrel polka

 

[DJDL]

Brilliant, love ya work DJ.

Thanks Cools. Hope you’re well mate

 

[spirit of league]

Silly me, I thought this was finally somebody else focusing on the lyrical syntax error ie “name (single) of the Sharks fit (plural) you”.

Any third grade student knows it should be “fits” you. I mean, sure it’s ‘only’ rugby league, but even moronic St. Scum fans can use the internet FFS.

Or, better yet, stick to the old-school “we’re all depending on you”.

(Is it obvious I’m a primary teacher? )

 

[bad boy bubby]

Silly me, I thought this was finally somebody else focusing on the lyrical syntax error ie “name (single) of the Sharks fit (plural) you”.

Any third grade student knows it should be “fits” you. I mean, sure it’s ‘only’ rugby league, but even moronic St. Scum fans can use the internet FFS.

Or, better yet, stick to the old-school “we’re all depending on you”.

(Is it obvious I’m a primary teacher? )

How about how the team sings the song in that part???
“Rarar urur o you“

 

[spirit of league]

And while we’re on the old-school tip, how about those gender discrimination gags? Box fresh like shrink wrapped Windows Vista

 

[spirit of league]

How about how the team sings the song in that part???
“Rarar urur o you“

Haa!

 

[Goblin_Shark]

Did Tolman get it right last week?