Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Misanthrope]

Poor Mis. Correct me if I'm wrong, and with all due respect. But didn't you say something about it happening soon anyway as you were going to extend your contract in China and she wanted to go home?

Still, sucks though mate. Sorry to hear that. All the best.

Yeah. I originally thought she'd skip out while I was back in Australia, but she opted to stay. She's now here until July unless I make the decision for things to go otherwise.

 

[Frederick]

Mate just say 15 minutes of housework a day makes a huge difference

Don't do what I did though. I would vaccume or do washing and go " hey I did the washing etc ". Eventually the missus just gave me a sarcastic clap and pointed out that she did this shit all the time. I realised that I was thinking when I did housework it was a big f**king deal. When she did it I just expected it

Oh and men who do housework get there knob sucked a lot more

Just try it for a week and see what happens. Trust old uncle butchy

:lol: this man knows


I usually make both our lunches when I get in from work, as well as other little shit like taking rubbish out, putting washes on, and making a start on tea.

Flowers once a month certainly don't hurt either

 

[Dani]

Mate just say 15 minutes of housework a day makes a huge difference

Don't do what I did though. I would vaccume or do washing and go " hey I did the washing etc ". Eventually the missus just gave me a sarcastic clap and pointed out that she did this shit all the time. I realised that I was thinking when I did housework it was a big f**king deal. When she did it I just expected it

Oh and men who do housework get there knob sucked a lot more

Just try it for a week and see what happens. Trust old uncle butchy

Knob sucked more. :lol:

(It's true)

 

[Joker's Wild]

I do the following yet my knob remains unsucked:

- Washing clothes
- Cooking dinner every night Im home
- Vacuum every night after work
- Making the kids food for the next day
- Clean the bathrooms
- + a host of other chores

Can I register my wife as faulty and get her sent for repairs?

 

[Misanthrope]

I do the following yet my knob remains unsucked:

- Washing clothes
- Cooking dinner every night Im home
- Vacuum every night after work
- Making the kids food for the next day
- Clean the bathrooms
- + a host of other chores

Can I register my wife as faulty and get her sent for repairs?

I'm no expert, but I could take a look at her for you.

Kidding.

 

[Joker's Wild]

lol She'd break you Bushy`

 

[butchmcdick]

I do the following yet my knob remains unsucked:

- Washing clothes
- Cooking dinner every night Im home
- Vacuum every night after work
- Making the kids food for the next day
- Clean the bathrooms
- + a host of other chores

Can I register my wife as faulty and get her sent for repairs?

Is she still under warranty ? One owner ? Low mileage ? U thinking trade in or tune up ?

 

[Dragon2010]

I do all the chores around the house, and many more. Heck, I even cook a ton. Hopefully, it helps one day.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I do all the chores around the house, and many more. Heck, I even cook a ton. Hopefully, it helps one day.

It will. Trust me.

Especially when your wife is pregnant. I'm learning this at the moment.

Also, patience with hormones is worth its weight in gold.

 

[butchmcdick]

As the father of a two yo boy I can only advise that things don't start looking up for a good two years or so

 

[umina panther]

If the man works and the woman doesn't then she should be doing all the housework. I'd be a stay at home dad in a heartbeat, would be the worlds best job

 

[Joker's Wild]

If the man works and the woman doesn't then she should be doing all the housework. I'd be a stay at home dad in a heartbeat, would be the worlds best job

lol If only it was still the 1950s

 

[Dani]

I don't understand the whole not giving out bj's thing. I mean my ex was a dirty merkin so he never got one. But if you have good hygiene I have no problem.

 

[butchmcdick]

Fap fap fap



See dani this is the stuff you put on your RSVP profile

 

[Dani]

Hate receiving also tbh.

 

[Bazal]

Hate receiving also tbh.

Waaaaaaa.....? :crazy:

 

[Dani]

Makes me uncomfortable. Dunno.

 

[Misanthrope]

Hate receiving also tbh.

What a catch!

 

[Bazal]

Makes me uncomfortable. Dunno.

Fair enough....to each their own and all that! Just surprised me, I guess cos I've never been with a girl who didn't is all.

Personally I've always been down with giving as much as receiving

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

If the man works and the woman doesn't then she should be doing all the housework. I'd be a stay at home dad in a heartbeat, would be the worlds best job

3 months in and just like paid employment in that you have good days and lousy ones. At least with paid work you get to clock off - remember that!