Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[adamkungl]

Quality stuff as always :lol:

 

[Dragon2010]

Apey, is your girlfriend a goat by any chance?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Apey, is your girlfriend a goat by any chance?

What manner of sorcery is this? Isn't EVERYONES girlfriend a goat? (Except BM:sarcasm

 

[butchmcdick]

Pulp Sport - I'm On A Goat (ft. P-Diggs) - I'm On A Boat Parody - YouTube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPuHlTnEJQ

I'm on a goat

 

[sportive cupid]

!!

Maybe you should respond to one of those emails you get.they are there for a reason .

Needing a penis enlargement is no cause for shame .

 

[Jobdog]

Apey, is your girlfriend a goat by any chance?

Nah, you're mixing him up with DA CHAMP!

 

[thorson1987]

love your sig btw JD

 

[Jobdog]

What's so good about it?

 

[thorson1987]

What's so good about it?

The BM quotes.

Absolute dumbarse.

 

[Apey]

How did that post get deleted while the fetish thread remains unchanged :lol:

Ah well, sorry Twiz. I guess I'll never know... :sarcasm:

 

[Drew-Sta]

This.

Get home and give flowers to wife.

Actually talking again now (not about our problems, just general conversation)

One other thing - consistency. Its all good to start, its a problem if it finishes...

Giving flowers once = good. Giving flowers at random intervals every week or two or three is worth the cash you spend.

 

[umina panther]

I know flowers work but f**k me if she gave me some dead plants I wouldnt be so impressed. Such strange creatures

 

[thorson1987]

One other thing - consistency. Its all good to start, its a problem if it finishes...

Giving flowers once = good. Giving flowers at random intervals every week or two or three is worth the cash you spend.

Yeah i know.

Mothers day coming up so going to get her a voucher for a massage, maicure and pedicure. Should give me more brownie points.

I know flowers work but f**k me if she gave me some dead plants I wouldnt be so impressed. Such strange creatures

Yeah i don't get it either.

Everything seems fine atm.

She had the shits at me because i upgraded my phone on Saturday. Going to cost an extra $4 a month due to the insurance, but she wanted me to get a cheaper plan.

But everything seems to be back to normal now.

Hoping the kids sleep tonight. Gotta get some action.

Make up sex is the best kind.

 

[butchmcdick]

Yeah i know.

Mothers day coming up so going to get her a voucher for a massage, maicure and pedicure. Should give me more brownie points.



Yeah i don't get it either.

Everything seems fine atm.

She had the shits at me because i upgraded my phone on Saturday. Going to cost an extra $4 a month due to the insurance, but she wanted me to get a cheaper plan.

But everything seems to be back to normal now.

Hoping the kids sleep tonight. Gotta get some action.

Make up sex is the best kind.

The argument wasnt about the phone

I have no idea what it was about but the phone wasnt it. I used to make this mistake too. There is something else bothering her. You think you are arguing about the phone but it isn't that all. That's why her reaction seems so disproportionate.

Good luck with that

 

[Dani]

I'd prefer a bouquet of footy tickets.

 

[Eelementary]

I'd prefer a bouquet of footy tickets.

Me, too! Wait...That doesn't work so well when you're an Eels fan...:sarcasm:

 

[dogslife]

What's this rubbish about Dani not liking to be on the receiving end?

I've never met a girl that way inclined

 

[Dani]

Now you have.

 

[dogslife]

I don't get it

 

[Cliffhanger]

Receiving end of what?