Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Cliffhanger]

and modest

I'm just being honest and the honest truth is I am so f**king awesome.

 

[dogslife]

I can just imagine taking you home to mum.

"Hey mum she can fit her whole fist in her mouth and does magic with her tongue"

 

[Skinner]

I'm keen to understand more about Cliffy's mouth fisting skills

 

[Dani]

I'm keen to understand more about Cliffy's mouth fisting skills

Mossed the word "mouth" when I first read this. Spat hot tea everywhere :lol:

 

[bartman]

If she puts her foot in her mouth as often IRL as she does on here, then it's hardly surprising she can fit her whole fist in there...

 

[Twizzle]

I think I would make an excellent girlfriend, I can cook, I can fit my whole fist in my mouth and I can tie snake lollies with my tongue. I'm also smart and funny.

I've heard about these cooking exploits, apparently you never clean up after yourself.

Thats part of the deal imo.

 

[Twizzle]

I'm keen to understand more about Cliffy's mouth fisting skills

her fist is smaller than a chuppa chup

 

[dogslife]

Small hands are such a turn off :sarcasm:

 

[Joker's Wild]

I think I would make an excellent girlfriend, I can cook, I can fit my whole fist in my mouth and I can tie snake lollies with my tongue. I'm also smart and funny.

Why is this relevant?

 

[Twizzle]

because she can

 

[butchmcdick]

Why is this relevant?

How is it not relevant

 

[Dragon2010]

Oh, you're all into some kinky shit in here.

 

[Skinner]

Oh, you're all into some kinky shit in here.

Yes indeed

 

[Dani]

I wonder if I can fit my fist in my mouth.

I'm not going to try.

 

[butchmcdick]

I wonder if I can fit my fist in my mouth.

I'm not going to try.

Don't worry if you can't.

By the sounds of things your two crumb catchers more than make up for it

 

[God-King Dean]

I'd destroy Cliffhanger.

 

[Joker's Wild]

How is it not relevant

Well Im gonna man up and say that my dick isnt as wide as the average fist so it really has no relvance to me that a girl can fit hers in her mouth

 

[umina panther]

Speak for yourself

 

[Joker's Wild]

I thought I did

 

[umina panther]

Sorry haven't slept since Wednesday night. Carry on