Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[dogslife]

The fellate. I pride myself on my abilities, and here's a girl that doesn't even go there

 

[BDR]

a tongue

 

[Cliffhanger]

I kind of get that, I'd rather give than receive.

 

[dogslife]

As would I, but I wouldn't go so far as to say no

 

[Cliffhanger]

DL, all your past boyfriend's must have had terrible technique.

 

[butchmcdick]

The munch is all I have.

I have been with ladies who don't like it.

It is my signature move though.

 

[dogslife]

DL, all your past boyfriend's must have had terrible technique.

Obvs don't know their way around the hardware like you.

What can I say, I'm a generous bloke.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Don't pretend you know.

 

[IanG]

I'd prefer a bouquet of footy tickets.

Well that can be arranged

 

[dogslife]

Don't pretend you know.

About your skills?

If only

 

[Cliffhanger]

Damn right, if only.

 

[dogslife]

Not sure how to proceed from here

 

[BDR]

Say you have the skills that thrills

 

[dogslife]

I try my hardest

 

[Cliffhanger]

I think DL and BDR should become friends in real life. I think it could be the beginning of a wonderful friendship and they both need to spend less time on here.

 

[BDR]

That was unexpected

 

[Cliffhanger]

I think I would make an excellent girlfriend, I can cook, I can fit my whole fist in my mouth and I can tie snake lollies with my tongue. I'm also smart and funny.

 

[BDR]

and modest

 

[Dani]

I can breathe. I'd be an awesome girlfriend.

 

[Cliffhanger]

It's not the ability to breathe which is impressive, but the ability to hold your breath.