Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Alba]

But no one to cuddle

What do you mean! You can cuddle whoever you damn well want to! Lol

 

[Alba]

sounds like an overeaction to me

Really? Have you ever tried reasoning with a brick wall? It makes me angry when it really doesn't have to be that difficult.

 

[Alba]

Yes, it was, but we probably shouldn't think like that.

Pretty sure everybody in r/ships think like that at one time or another

 

[Dani]

What do you mean! You can cuddle whoever you damn well want to! Lol

Doesn't mean they want me too.

Doesn't mean they cuddle back

 

[Didgi]

Current interest seems intent on ripping me apart from the inside, with her perfect smile... and hair... and legs... and personality... and voice...

Plus she has a cracker T & A.

 

[Rebel]

She apologised again yesterday.

I would like to further cement my god like status.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Current interest seems intent on ripping me apart from the inside, with her perfect smile... and hair... and legs... and personality... and voice...

Plus she has a cracker T & A.

It's a trap.

She apologised again yesterday.

I would like to further cement my god like status.

Two traps. Standing ready to avenge your death. RIP rebel.

 

[Didgi]

I think we're both stuck in a web.

And just to reiterate that point and completely end anyone with arachnophobia, this:

 

[Frederick]

Current interest seems intent on ripping me apart from the inside, with her perfect smile... and hair... and legs... and personality... and voice...

Plus she has a cracker T & A.

Is she on your fb?

 

[Didgi]

Yes.

And no.

 

[Frederick]

:lol:

 

[Cliffhanger]

I apologise when I'm wrong, not until after I've argued though. I apologise with baked goods and other stuff.

Guys always remember, there are a million ways to inadvertently call a girl fat or unattractive, the key to getting laid more often is avoiding these.

 

[Alba]

^^^^^^^^^^^lol..

 

[Dani]

 

[IanG]

What's with all the woman bashing in here?! I can be a psycho, but it's when I'm lied to, when he tries to say that I said things that I didn't say just to get himself off the hook and again- LYING. Lying by omission counts. My husband seemed to be learning that, and for a while, we were blissful. Why is it the mans instant reaction to f***ing lie? Even if it's something so dumb that there's no real point to lie about it?

We're just trying to figure out how to understand how their brains work. But it's harder than Chinese arithmetic

 

[adamkungl]

What is chinese arithmetic, and how does it differ from the standard western variety?

 

[Misanthrope]

It's done by people with smaller dicks.

 

[Dani]

It's done by people with smaller dicks.

Just about had pee running down my legs I laughed so hard.

 

[butchmcdick]

It's done by people with smaller dicks.

I have an advanced phd in Chinese arithmetic

 

[IanG]

What is chinese arithmetic, and how does it differ from the standard western variety?

I DON'T KNOW!!!!! It's just an expression