Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Misanthrope]

We are both kiwis.

But which one of you is the sheep?

 

[Rebel]

Depends on our mood. We role play a lot.

 

[Misanthrope]

You're baaaad

 

[Joker's Wild]

Check your pants, Rebel. You've probably been neutered.

Cherck her pants. Shes likely not a she

 

[Rebel]

I can assure you that she does indeed have a lady garden.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I won an argument with my Missus once. It was about 2 years ago. Been paying for it ever since.

 

[Rebel]

When she throws a tanty, I just look really confused and get quiet. After a while she realises she is wrong and then will say sorry.

The trick is to act like you really don't know what happened (Which is kinda true in most arguments) and then they subconsciously start thinking.... "Why am I mad"?

 

[Joker's Wild]

lol thats pretty much what I do in an arguement and it just makes my Mrs even angrier

Im pretty sure your woman is some kind of freak

 

[Dani]

Not a freak. A man.

 

[Didgi]

When she throws a tanty, I just look really confused and get quiet. After a while she realises she is wrong and then will say sorry.

The trick is to act like you really don't know what happened (Which is kinda true in most arguments) and then they subconsciously start thinking.... "Why am I mad"?

It's scientific fact that that sort of question never crosses a woman's mind.

 

[Mong]

Just ignore it.. They soon learn its not worth the effort.

If not.. Time to move on.

Nothing worse than a needy tanty thrower.. You have kids if you want that kind of thing

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

 

[Alba]

What's with all the woman bashing in here?! I can be a psycho, but it's when I'm lied to, when he tries to say that I said things that I didn't say just to get himself off the hook and again- LYING. Lying by omission counts. My husband seemed to be learning that, and for a while, we were blissful. Why is it the mans instant reaction to f***ing lie? Even if it's something so dumb that there's no real point to lie about it?

 

[Mong]

Perhaps you are in a relationship with the wrong person that being the case?

There is no reason for anything like that to happen.

 

[Alba]

I don't think there should be either.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It's just the malicious advice mallard - easily swapped around for either gender.

I assume a heterosexual male wrote it from his own perspective.

How's this then?

 

[Mong]

I don't think there should be either.

Previous relationship baggage perhaps?

It's every bit as bad as a tanty throwing needy partner. I couldn't deal with either.

 

[Misanthrope]

Or just get pregnant! Worked for at least an additional six months with two separate relationships in my hometowns.

Bastards = love!

 

[Alba]

Last thing I wanna do.

It's been 4.5yrs, you would hope there isn't still previous r/ship baggage.