Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Dragon2010]

Something that should've been done to Baltimore a long, long time ago

Hey!!! Oh who am I kidding. Eagles suck butthole.

Sorrryyyyyyyyyyyy. :lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

It certainly isn't a bad thing

Invite them round for drinks and see what happens

That's my thinking. Might grab a beer with her/them sometime this week. Too bad Beeker gets shipped back out to the provinces tomorrow.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Something that should've been done to Baltimore a long, long time ago

Baltimore: don't knock it until you've tried it.

It's a refreshing change after the pretension and insecurity of Melbourne.

 

[Misanthrope]

Baltimore: don't knock it until you've tried it.

It's a refreshing change after the pretension and insecurity of Melbourne.

I never made it to Baltimore, but I loved Annapolis.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It's like Annapolis. With slums and roving bands of nasty kids that periodically spill into the city by the hundreds from the East and West slums.


So a bit different from Annapolis....

 

[Misanthrope]

Good crab, though?

 

[Cliffhanger]

Tonight I was supposed to get to look hot and reject guys, but because my mate's party is at a club and I had a seizure yesterday, I can't go, so I'm studying biomechanics instead

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Good crab, though?

Not a massive seafood fan, but those who are would say yes.

Tonight I was supposed to get to look hot and reject guys, but because my mate's party is at a club and I had a seizure yesterday, I can't go, so I'm studying biomechanics instead

Rest up, feel better soon!

 

[BDR]

Talking about feelings sounds awful tbh

 

[Misanthrope]

Not a massive seafood fan, but those who are would say yes.

I didn't think I liked crab until I tried Maryland Blue Crab with hot butter and Old Bay. f**king orgasmic.

Talking about feelings sounds awful tbh

:lol: It was a joke. She said she was having a quiet night in with her best friend and I asked if they'd be talking about feelings and shit.

"More likely c**k sizes and the like, but I didn't want to sound crude" was her reply, followed by "If you want to talk about feelings..."

 

[Eelementary]

Girl from last night (via text);



Good sign, yes? 'Us guys' refers to my mate and I. My mate was getting good and handsy with the other girl in the equation.

Fwiw, IMO she sounds keen, but she's not jumping the gun and just assuming you're keen. Which is good.

 

[Dani]

Mis. She wants the d. It'd be wrong for you not to oblige.

 

[Misanthrope]

Fwiw, IMO she sounds keen, but she's not jumping the gun and just assuming you're keen. Which is good.

That's Beeker's opinion too. She dropped a few saucy lines of dialogue into things last night and left the door open for a repeat hangout, so I'm going to play it cool and give her a buzz in a few days.

Or do the kids not call to ask a girl out anymore?

Mis. She wants the d. It'd be wrong for you not to oblige.

I'm only too happy to put the D to work. It's been in storage since the ex left town.

 

[Dani]

Haven't seen d in more months than I want to think about.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Perhaps how she'd be feeling the size of a chikothrope roll?

 

[Dragon2010]

That's Beeker's opinion too. She dropped a few saucy lines of dialogue into things last night and left the door open for a repeat hangout, so I'm going to play it cool and give her a buzz in a few days.

Or do the kids not call to ask a girl out anymore?

Be traditional. Give her a call.

 

[Misanthrope]

Be traditional. Give her a call.

That's my thinking. A girl who appreciates traditional good manners is hard to find, but she is from Georgia.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Send her a snapchat pick of you doing windmills...

 

[Dani]

Can I be included in the snapchats?

 

[Cliffhanger]

We're all way too old for snapchat.