Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Misanthrope]

I'm not hour glass, I'm pear, my chest plate isn't wide enough. Hourglass is the sexiest woman figure IMO.

Agreed. I was lucky enough to date a girl with an hourglass figure, a wonderful personality, and just about everything a guy could want in a girl. Should have married her.

 

[Dani]

What is my figure type? Round?

 

[Apey]

I want some voluptuous chubby, under the condition I can refer to her as such.

 

[Eelementary]

I want some voluptuous chubby, under the condition I can refer to her as such.

Now, you didn't specify which gender...

I offer you my flesh.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

He did say 'her'.

 

[Eelementary]

He did say 'her'.

Go home, Eele - you're drunk.

Also - stop c**k-blocking me, bro!

 

[Alba]

I don't like fatties.

 

[Frederick]

You're not fat though

 

[Alba]

You're not fat though

I've put on 15kg in the last 7mths! Lucky I'm tall, but i still feel frumpy!

 

[Frederick]

I've put on 15kg in the last 7mths! Lucky I'm tall, but i still feel frumpy!

Still not fat though!

Hence, I like you

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Go home, Eele - you're drunk.

Also - stop c**k-blocking me, bro!

Yeah....Nah....

 

[Dragon2010]

I need to put ON weight. It's so bloody hard for me.

 

[Springs]

I need to put ON weight. It's so bloody hard for me.

I hear that

 

[Springs]

Not talking about just that post tough guy. Youre just... bland.

Oooh aren't you a class act. Don't stop jerkin' off to your own selfies mate

Maybe I should just do what every other drunk 20-something dickhead does, just so I can appear less 'bland' to some tosser on the internet.

 

[TooheysNew]

Oooh aren't you a class act. Don't stop jerkin' off to your own selfies mate

Maybe I should just do what every other drunk 20-something dickhead does, just so I can appear less 'bland' to some tosser on the internet.

Haha you are quite literally the toughest guy on the forum.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I thought I was. Damn.

 

[Misanthrope]

Springs is very man.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Lol you don't have to drink yourself stupid and f**k lots of chicks to be interesting, that's not what makes you boring springs,it'sit's your self-righteousness, the fact you ignore your wants and needs to please others doesn't make you a hero, it makes you a loser.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

And it makes you single. Big woop.

 

[Helmet Man]

It is never about the size of the cannon. It is about the power of the shot.