Ask LU - The Relationship Advice Thread III

[DB]

p.s. Cute Coffee Lady today wished me a happy VD and drew a heart on my coffee.... She wants the D, and by D I mean DB and by DB I mean my Penis.

 

[soc123_au]

whatever. you're so poor you go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

Ok, yeah, you got me... I got the idea from when I heard you hang out near brothels & give blowies to customers as they leave so you could find out what a woman tastes like.

 

[thorson1987]

p.s. Cute Coffee Lady today wished me a happy VD and drew a heart on my coffee.... She wants the D, and by D I mean DB and by DB I mean my Penis.

Veterans Day?

Veneareal Disease?

 

[DB]

Probs some sort of STI I reckon

 

[Ozzy]

Probs some sort of STI I reckon

:? St George Illawara???

 

[Drew-Sta]

:? St George Illawara???

;-)

 

[DB]

Happy Valentines Day guys

 

[Ozzy]

;-)

Are you trying to say that it results in side-line refs going blind? That explains a lot.

 

[Ozzy]

:lol: One hook two bites.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Are you trying to say that it results in side-line refs going blind? That explains a lot.

:lol: One hook two bites.

:lol:

 

[Dani]

Still no valentine

I think BM even rejected me.

 

[Ozzy]

Still no valentine

I think BM even rejected me.

That's because you're a spunky looking girl.

 

[God-King Dean]

Why not decide who you want to be your Valentine? That way, you will be happily pleasing who you actually want, as opposed to being with someone for the only reason that they are agreeing to be with you.

You want to be loved by someone no matter who they are, as opposed to loving someone because of who they are.

Or you just want a few token responses to get you by, like a few grains of salt would have helped the Auschwitz detainees?

I will be your Valentine.

Happy Rudolph.

:lol:

You random merkin. Dunno why that made me laugh so hard, but it did.

 

[HowHigh]

Still no valentine

I think BM even rejected me.

It's because you're a female, if your name was Daniel you might have had more luck with him.

 

[DB]

It's because you'er a female, if your name was Daniel you might have had more luck with him.

You mean I have a shot?

 

[HowHigh]

You mean I have a shot?

Very likely

 

[Dani]

It's because you're a female, if your name was Daniel you might have had more luck with him.

I can pretend!!

 

[Ozzy]

It's because you're a female, if your name was Daniel you might have had more luck with him.

And an even bigger chance if your name was Sam or George Burgess.

 

[soc123_au]

Once BM realises you roll a girl over & treat her like a man you might have a shot Dani. Until then DB is looking most likely as the Bunny's valentine.

Happy Valentines day Dani <3

 

[butchmcdick]

Treat her like a man ?

U mean she gets the remote and can cook on the BBQ ?